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Who would win?  

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  1. 1. Who would win?

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    • Christmas Jones versus Padme Amidala?
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Ah well...

 

I've thought of another one.

 

Salacious Crumb versus Blofelt's white cat! Could it work? Maybe...

 

Anyway, I just want to say that whatever happens in "Die Another Day" I will still hold "Attack of the Clones" at my number one spot of all time. 007 is good, but you can't beat Yoda versus Count Dooku!

 

"Mano-a-mano. A clash between titans. The only true test for gentlemen."

 

"You will have to do better than that if you want to beat me!"

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I think somebody forgot to take their riddalin today........;) J/k

 

Although you and holo-sid REALLY should try to cut back on all your Sith owning us jargon......it's the reason we all got tired of you in the first place....i know some think it's funny.....but i guess i just don't have a sense of humor.eh?

 

And James Bond could do something that no sith lord ever could. HE could get Aayla secura AND Padme into bed with him. Possibly at the same time! ;)

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I'd like to see Christmas Jones duke it out against Padme Amidala. (That should be funny, remember Denise Richards in Wild Things? ;) )

 

:swear: Why you little!!! *Chokes ET Warrior.* :mad:

 

Nah, just kidding man. :p No worries.

 

James Bond is cool true, he's the cool man in his BMW or Aston Martin but he'd ever get Aayla Secura in bed. (Though as a sofisticated gentleman and all, he's more Padme's type of guy I'd say. :p Not Aayla's. :p ) He's got cool and moves but he wouldn't cut it, Aayla would see through his facade and lightsaber his ass from here to the Death Star.

 

 

*Rides up in his Mercedes-Benz SL 55 AMG tuned by Brabus with the 500+ bhp K8 engine, featuring a gonzo blue metallic color. (New 2002 model, off course.)Casually pulls down his glasses and looks at Aayla.*

Agent Smith : 'My name is Smith, Agent Smith.'

*Carefully takes Aayla's hand and gently kisses it. - As a true gentleman should with a lady. ;) *

Aayla : 'Oh my.'

*Steps out and opens the passenger door for Aayla.*

Agent Smith : 'My lady. Please be seated.'

*Aayla smiles and steps in. Smith closes the car door and steps in on his side. Looks back at James Bond in his puny Z8.*

Agent Smith : 'To qoint a phrase ... this is the new hotness.'

*Guns the engine and speeds off with Aayla leaving James Bond full of dust.*

Agent Smith : 'Dinner at Maxim's by Corsucants night? Dawn strolling on the beaches of Hawai?'

 

 

:lol: Ok, j/k shows what an overactive imagination can do. :p

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Originally posted by AgentSmith

*Rides up in his Mercedes-Benz SL 55 AMG tuned by Brabus with the 500+ bhp K8 engine, featuring a gonzo blue metallic color. (New 2002 model, off course.)Casually pulls down his glasses and looks at Aayla.*

Agent Smith : 'My name is Smith, Agent Smith.'

*Carefully takes Aayla's hand and gently kisses it. - As a true gentleman should with a lady. ;) *

Aayla : 'Oh my.'

*Steps out and opens the passenger door for Aayla.*

Agent Smith : 'My lady. Please be seated.'

Aayla: 'No thanks; I've got a Jedi Starfighter.' :)

 

Kryllith

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Originally posted by Kryllith

Aayla: 'No thanks; I've got a Jedi Starfighter.' :)

 

Kryllith

 

Would never happen. ;) Why? Because the Delta 7 Aethersprite does not have leather upholstery, full convertible metallic roof, Bose sound system, metallic paint, ABC, ABS, BAS, Speedtronic, ESP, SBC, Xenon headlights, Automatic Climate Control, full Airbags, chromed alloy wheels & anti-theft alarm system with immobiliser (Very handy against those pesky Jawa's.).

 

Plus after stopping over at Brabus for some tuning I went to KDY for a nice car to starship and back morphing kit. ;):p

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