TieDefender75 Posted September 6, 2001 Posted September 6, 2001 Same rules as the old one Ahem....... One peaceful morning Chewie is walking in the forest when suddenly a group of naboo soldiers jump out from the bushes and trees and attack chewie. Chewie is taken by surprise and.....
Compa_Mighty Posted September 6, 2001 Posted September 6, 2001 George Lucas yells: CUT!!! Man, what a bad scene this will be- He says... Episode 7 with the Naboo again? Guess I'll have to re-script the whole movie...
Guest Admiral Odin Posted September 6, 2001 Posted September 6, 2001 Then Jar Jar comes out of the dressing room, and Greogre says "I'm dead if...
Guest xwing guy Posted September 7, 2001 Posted September 7, 2001 ... I see him." So george fell over and died. And then the new director know only as xwing guy changed the title of Ep2 to..
JEDI_MASTA Posted September 7, 2001 Posted September 7, 2001 one that is better than the old one (which could b anything) when xwing guy dies of a sudden heart attack JEDI_MASTA becomes the director and after episodes 2 and 3 desides to make ep 7 with the title of...
Guest Crackercho Posted September 7, 2001 Posted September 7, 2001 Another New Hope (This time for the Empire)...
Guest xwing guy Posted September 7, 2001 Posted September 7, 2001 But xwing guy comes back from the dead and kills jedi masta and takes over as director and makes Ep 7,8, and 9 based off of the NJO seires.
Guest oninosensi Posted September 7, 2001 Posted September 7, 2001 And the whole production colapses into chaos! Wookies where hunting gungans, and the ewoks ate yoda! It was horrible!
Darth_Rommel Posted September 8, 2001 Posted September 8, 2001 Oni NO double posting... All the sudden the ghost of Boss Gallo, the ancient gungan leader rises from his grave and...
Guest xwing guy Posted September 9, 2001 Posted September 9, 2001 Then Darth Vader arose from the grave and boss Gallo said "Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Guest Admiral Odin Posted September 10, 2001 Posted September 10, 2001 Vader then complied by cutting off Gallo's legs, Gallo then said....
JEDI_MASTA Posted September 11, 2001 Posted September 11, 2001 good thing u missed ..........suddenly jedi master comes back from the dead kills xwing guy and yells cut after becoming the new director suddenly we are instantly transported to the real star wars universe where thrawn is....
Guest Trade Fed Ed Posted September 12, 2001 Posted September 12, 2001 but then he turned back into thrawn and started painting a faamba....
JEDI_MASTA Posted September 12, 2001 Posted September 12, 2001 when he said this story sucks instantly he went to the spaceport got onto his supa star destroyer and .....
TieDefender75 Posted September 13, 2001 Author Posted September 13, 2001 Shot himself in the head and before that started the self destuction countdown. Meanwhile, in luke's house, luke is sleeping when han comes in and says "its an emergency, I......
Guest Admiral Odin Posted September 13, 2001 Posted September 13, 2001 acidentally burned out your sisters hair dryer. I need to do something with it before she wakes up....
Guest die rebel scum Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 where is this story going???
TieDefender75 Posted September 14, 2001 Author Posted September 14, 2001 Stop breaking this great chain:mad: anyway, she wakes up and gets angry and shoots at han. Han screams like a little sissy school girl and runs into a hutt.and the hutt pours salt and pepper on han and.....
Guest die rebel scum Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 it excidently gets on the hutt and he disolves like a snail then boba fett comes for Han and aims his blaster and...
Guest Gamma732 Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 Pulled the trigger. But a small flag with the word 'Bang!" on it popped out. Taking advantage of Fett's momentary confusion.....
Guest xwing guy Posted September 15, 2001 Posted September 15, 2001 Han blows fetts head off with his blaster and han says"Ewww.. what a mess." But then Leia...
TieDefender75 Posted September 15, 2001 Author Posted September 15, 2001 Blows hans head off and run after luke. While leia runs after him, luke takes his saber out, but it ran out of energy....
Guest Admiral Odin Posted September 15, 2001 Posted September 15, 2001 Hitting the lightsaber in disgust, it accidentaly turns ons and cuts off....
Guest xwing guy Posted September 15, 2001 Posted September 15, 2001 Leia's head, but realizing whats happened he used the force to heal han and leia and make them forget the whole thing. But then...
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