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I happened upon this website that seemed to like reviewing old games. Thought some of you might like it... ;P

 

Here's an excerpt:

 

The game begins when Splinter [mentor, plague carrier] notices April O'Neil's apartment is on fire again. Naturally enough he sends a team of armed mutants leaping across rooftops to do something about it, rather than say, calling the fire department. I'd make an issue of it if not for the fact that the foot clan burns down April's apartment at least twice a week. It's probably why she apparently doesn't own anything besides a couch, a computer, and a bong. Either a termor in the force told splinter the foot was there, or the fire department has stoped responding to April O'Neil's apartment fires. Then again, maybe her toaster shorted out and the foot clan just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. That kind of stuff is perfectly plausible when April is involved. This is a chick that can't microwave a pizze without a damn sewer monster growing out of it.

 

 

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"He's looking at me like I'm a chicken! I'm not a chicken! Okay, I'm a chicken... but I'm not a chicken."

  --Rachel Leigh Cook, Celebrity Adventures

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