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Uh, barnabas, i hate to tell you, but, i think we'll need a new screen door for the Un-Council clubhouse, skywalker and i accidentally knocked it out while we were playing baseball in the house with our sabers. sorry.

 

in other news, i have started a grocery list of things that we may need for our anual BBQ, tell me how this sounds:

#1) milk from avirgin goat

#2) a single purple skittle

#3) 106 Q-tips spray-painted red

if anybody can think of anything else we'll need, just post it

 

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Guest Barnabas Antilies

I say we BBQ porkins. He looks yummy.

 

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Guest Obi-wan Shinobi

BBQ Porkins...Hmmmm, we would have to cook him on a spit, there is not a grill big enough. Me Sucky Sucky long time.

 

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Guest STAR WARS

DON'T YOU GUYS WORRY ABOUT THE GRILL...

I GOT ON LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT PORKINS AND SOMETHIN' ELSE ON.

WE WILL COOK PORKINS AT $54.00 A POUND

THAT WILL BE GREAT.

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1:I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

2:I THINK I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

3:I'M STILL WONDERING IF IF I SHOULD

4:WELL OK HERE IT IS

5:YOU READY

6:WE'LL BBQ THE UN-COUNCIL

7:OK.

 

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Guest Darth skywalker

When was this?BTW poop in a sock and put it over your head for acusing me.

 

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I think we should start crushing midgets and protect ourselves with flesh eating chihuahuas.BTW i have a extremly fat chihuahua that cant move anymore what should i do with him i think we should use him in the BBQ.

 

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Guest liquidkid

other things we need for the bbbq(the extra B is for "byobb" ... the extra B in "byobb" is a typo)

 

no jedi bbbq would be complete without "pin the tail on the dewback" or a game of "gungan, gungan, sith lord"

 

also, i think barnabus should whip up a batch of his famous jedi soup.

 

 

Me Sucky Sucky long time.

 

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i wasnt expecting that, let me tell you.

 

 

and remember, sleeping bags kill.

 

 

 

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Guest Barnabas Antilies

I'll make a variation of my jedi soup called sith soup. We need a sith as the final ingrediant.

And don't forget to bring your poopy socks for poopy sock tag.

No Diarhhia socks this time liquidkid.

 

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Guest liquidkid

D'OH!!!!!!!

 

diareah socks?! liquidkid?! now that's a horse of a different color!!!

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I think we should have poop on a stick also.

 

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yes, i must appologize for my now-famous "diariah sock" that i balmed on liquid kid last time, sorry about that guys, ill lay off the grilled porkins this time around and maybe we wont have the same problem.

 

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Guest Chicken sandwhich

All of you here please have me in the main course of the BBQ please ill leave a taste in your mouth for days and if you dont like sanwhiches you can have me in a broth or maybe a spicey salad i call mamasiiiiiita.

 

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sorry, like i said, ill lay off the porkins this time, i think ill eat chicken sandwich instead, [hopefully w/o the same "results" as eating porkins]

 

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[This message has been edited by Jedi Calypso (edited May 03, 2000).]

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