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Here my conspiracy:

 

 

The government is secretly spending all of your US tax dollars on making the next flavor to "jello." Not only that, but they are using captured child-immigrant slaves from Iceland to do it!

 

:eek:

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Guest King Andrei

OK, here's my LucasForums conspiracies::D

 

1. You've noticed that these forums have over 70000 members. Most of them never post. Why? Because they secretly exchange private messages that contain illegal plans. Al-Quida is using LucasForums as a secret meeting for terrorists.:eek:

 

2. Jedi2k2 is really an alien. He has the power to change his IP everytime he gets banned. And he can post more than one message at the same time under different user IDs!

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God is dog spelled backwards....oh yeah! It's being kept secret from us by a secret government cultlike society, the Canine Reality Annihilation Personel or C.R.A.P. - the truth is horribly simple; god is a dog and dogs are created in his image and are destined to inherit the earth and we humans really just are talking monkeys! Ever wonder why dogs so easily submit to us humans? Because the meek shall inherit the Earth!

 

Think about it! :eek:

 

...oh dog, there's someone at the door! Remember me! AAAAARGH!

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The XBox is the governments secret plan to take over the minds of children and to use them as an army of Mind warped children against the aliens! oh yeh M$ are really the governent, they boguht them over and are the puppet masters.

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Guest King Andrei

I got more:

 

There's a consipracy I tell you. Saddam Hussein is really Bin Laden! Haven't you noticed that Saddam would look like Bin Laden if he had a long beard?

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Guest King Andrei
Originally posted by Agen_Terminator

and that saddam/osama are hitler's secret son

 

Somehow, that was obvious.

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