Poem: Eating only Spiders and Leaves

[Sanspoof]

Away I sleep in my final resting slumber

And the population rises by a number

The pidgeons are silent in their wooden nests

And I sleep below them, on a pile of vests

 

Eating only Spiders and Leaves

 

Possibly I live on the streets of the town

Watching the passers-by drop me a frown

I eat gum off the roads and sleep in bins

My only friends are 20 baked bean tins

 

Eating only Spiders and Leaves

 

However did I lose the only thing I owned?

When the Bank decided 'No' and phoned

And I was thrown out of my only home

If I was alive, I'd move to Rome

 

Eating only Spiders and Leaves

 

 

Gracias!

(And yes, I do know the term 'Eating only Spiders and Leaves' is from GF)