65 Pick Up

[Darth Eggplant]

I don't get the joke....

these seem like perfectly natural

adds to me......

 

"Senior" personal ads

seen in Florida

and Arizona newspapers:

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious

blue-haired beauty, 80s, slim,5'-4"

(used to be 5-6), searching for

sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow

who has just buried fourth husband

looking for someone to round out

a six- unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude,

long walks, sunrises, the ocean,

yoga and meditation. If you are

the silent type, let's get together,

take our hearing aids out and enjoy

quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother

with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,

corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like

to rock, still like to cruise

in my Camaro on Saturday nights

and still like to play the air guitar.

If you were a groovy chick,

or are now a groovy hen,

let's get together

and listen to my boss collection

of eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember

Monday through Thursday.

If you can remember

Friday, Saturday and Sunday,

let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932,

high mileage, good condition,

some hair, many new parts including

hip, knee, cornea, valves.

Isn't in running condition,

but walks well.

 

(Who says seniors don't

have a sense of humor?) .