Darth Eggplant Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Is this the reel life is it sci-fi fantasy caught in a franchise no escape from Chancellor Palpatine open your eyes look up to the skies and see I was just a slave boy, freedom need I, not your sympathy because I'm easy won, by Qui-Gon, a little force, a little con, anyway the dice rolls, doesn't really matter to me, to me mama, just killed a man, swung a light saber at his head, deadly flashlight, wow he's dead! mama, life as a Jedi Knight has just begun, but Queen Amidala said she'd go all the way C3PO, ooo didn't mean to leave you unfinished if I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on, carry on, cause you're a droid and like if you really matter too late, puberty has come, sending shivers down my spine a certain body part's aching all the time, goodbye everybody, i've got to go gotta leave you all behind and face the Sith Obi-Wan, ooo I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never seen Amidala at all I see a little Toydarian named Watto, Sebulba, Sebulba, will you podrace on Boonta Eve Storm Troopers fighting, very very frightening me Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude! but I'm still just a slave boy, Master Yoda no loves me (chorus) he's just a slave boy, from the planet Tatooine give him a break, and let him go and boff the queen (chorus) she's easy come she's easy go, will you help young Ani score (chorus) Jedi Council, no! we will not help him score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) Jedi Council, we will not help you score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) Jedi Council, we will not help him score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) will not help you score, (chorus) let me score, (chorus) will not help you score, (chorus) let me score, (chorus) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (chorus) who's your daddy! who's your daddy! man that was good, I need a smoke (chorus) Bobba Fett has a slave girl put aside for me, for me for me (chorus) so you think you can seduce me a minor you royal pedophile so you think you can handle my light saber and laugh at it's size oh Yoda! she can't do this to me Yoda! just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here no more Jedi Masters anyone can see, no more Jedi Masters it's the dark side of the Force now for me, as the Star Wars saga goes... 'Tatooine Rhapsody' lyrics DarthEggplant 2001 *helps if you know Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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