Guest Shinigami Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 i think that the chessiest line in the movies is in ROTJ the y-wing pilot, "theres.... too many of them" ------------------ Duo Maxwell: the UNcouncil's Master of Animé "I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Acid_Rain327 Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 It has to be "Switching to...targeting...computer," in the Battle of Yavin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Acid_Rain327 Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 Of course, the funniest, cheesy line is after Luke blows up the Death Star, and returns to the surface of Yavin IV. Princess Leia comes running up to his X-Wing, yelling "LUKE!" Luke replies: "CARRIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigBud Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 Is that the acters real name?(Lias real name) ------------------ TAKE YOUR PICK, AND CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest squirrel master Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 no the lamest line in all the movies is anakins line "are you an angel" i just wanna strangle the kid every time he says it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Calypso Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 "theres...to...many..of them.." compare to william shatner in that famous twilight zone: "theres....something...on the wing...some...THING...on the wing" ------------------ "Only on days that end with 'y'" The Un-Council's Disgruntled Bounty Hunter -Calypso [This message has been edited by Jedi Calypso (edited May 01, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain Has to be the cheesiest line in a Star Wars movie. The cheesiest CHARACTER in any Star Wars movie has to be Jar Jar Binks. All of his lines are bad or ill-timed. ; P Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth_Maul Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 let's not forget young anakin constantly saying things like "yipee" or "whoohoo" ------------------ Darth Maul Dark Lord of the Sith Order There is no peace, there is anger. There is no fear, there is power. There is no death, there is immortality. There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side. -Dark Jedi Code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Calypso Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 i know, seriously, this kid drives his pod-racer at 200 miles an hour, and he gets a thrill out of Qui-gon lifting him into his pod? what was Lucas thinking when he wrote that? ------------------ "Only on days that end with 'y'" The Un-Council's Disgruntled Bounty Hunter -Calypso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 i think the cheesiest has to be " a sith here?"well................DUH!!!!!!!it may not be THE cheesiest,but it is one of the dumb ones. ------------------ obi-wan,obi-wan.......now that is a name i havent herd in a long time.......a real long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest porkins Posted May 1, 2000 Share Posted May 1, 2000 "i don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!" what the he11? that two-headed tribute to john madden didn't belong in the movie at all. ------------------ Jedi Uncouncil Co-Chairman, All-Time Champion of the Jedi Belching Contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 i forgot to add why its dumb. they made a deal WITH a sith, so they should expect one there in the queens palace aftre the federation took control. ------------------ obi-wan,obi-wan.......now that is a name i havent herd in a long time.......a real long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barnabas Antilies Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 I have to agree with porkins. ------------------ Father Barnabas Antilies, Supreme Chancelor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth_Maul Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 I think Lucas just had a thing for some annoying characters in Ep. I for some reason. The two-headed madden... yipes! Anakin, the man responsible for countless death, endless terror, and a reign of fear is constantly shouting things like yippee and don't even get me started on jar jar! ------------------ Darth Maul Dark Lord of the Sith Order There is no peace, there is anger. There is no fear, there is power. There is no death, there is immortality. There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side. -Dark Jedi Code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 the absolute worst line is: "Oh Ani, you're such a kidder" that fat little Greedo lookin thing said it when Ani was testing his pod out for the first time. Strictly cheese my friends, strictly cheese. ------------------ Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hannibal Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 No, No, No! You are all mistaken. <font color="orange">Cheese is good.</font color> <font color="green">Mold</font color> is bad! What is the <font color="green">moldiest</font color> line in the movie? I think is what you mean to ask. ------------------ Man-eating vice-president of the Un-Council Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adi_Gallia Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 <font face="Calligraph421 BT"><font color="lighblue"> I think stupidest line in Episode One was when Padmé says "Well I don't approve." It really gave away that she was Amidala. And in Return of the Jedi, when Luke is telling Leia that she is his sister and then he leaves and Han comes to Leia and she's like "Hold me!". That was sooooooooo corny!Especially the way she said it. ------------------ Jedi Master Adi Gallia ~...and blast us into oblivion!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Calypso Posted May 2, 2000 Share Posted May 2, 2000 you know, i was reading a script for ep1 that i bought, and it accually turns out that that little rodian WAS greedo, (although it contradicts a story that i read about him) origionally, there was going to be a fight between anikan and greedo, but im notsure why it was cut from the final version. does anyone else have a copy of that script that im talking about? ------------------ The Un-Council's Disgruntled Bounty Hunter -Calypso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest liquidkid Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 Originally posted by Shinigami: i think that the chessiest line in the movies is in ROTJ the y-wing pilot, "theres.... too many of them" dude, that's a classic line! and it appears in ALL of the movies!! although... i cant seem to remember where it is in ESB, but it's gotta be there somewhere!! it just hasta!!! and i have read about little greedo too, calypso. i have not actually gotten my hands on a script, but i've done extensive web "research" (aka avoiding work) and seen pictures of the fight. qui gon breaks it up. little greedo sez that little ani cheated. so ani kicks the snot out of it. i thought it was cool to show his anger. why did you cut it, george?! why?! why not cut out "yoosa in deep doo doo now" i think that's the stupidest moldiest line ever. and it ties with "ex-SQUEEZE me!" oh i could line up everyone responsible for those poor excuses of dialogue and run by and slap them all. ------------------ LiQUiDKiD -UNcouncil Master of Insults, Supreme Chancelor's Hitman, All Around Bully. P.L.U.R. <> J9K-4-LIFE <> JEDI-4-LIFE <> MCL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jedi Trunks Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 this isn't in the movie but in JPB, "Wizards, u found the hyper drive!" in level five at the edn. I always make fun of it and make my friend go cracking up <font face=Red> GO SNIFF YOUR GLUE!!!!! <font face=White> NO! ------------------ Trunks, Supreme Jedi "I was merely here to save a life, now I must kick some Cell booty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nutegunray Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 Best cheesy line is definitely from ANH, spoken by the lowly technician on Yavin IV. As Darth Vader comes down the trench, the proud technician comes onto screen, declaring in his most dramatic voice, "We've picked up a new group of signals..." Pause for dramatic effect as people are getting shot down left and right by tie fighers..."enemy fighters coming your way." That guy deserved an oscar for that performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jedihorn1 Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 anything Jake Lloyd said. ------------------ Check out my site for SW news rumors, fan fiction and chat! <A HREF="http://jedihorn1.homestead.com/jedihorn1.html There" TARGET=_blank>http://jedihorn1.homestead.com/jedihorn1.html There</A> is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, only knowledge. There is no passion, there is serinity. There is no death, there is the Force. (GOD)-Jedi Code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Acid_Rain327 Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 The little Rodian, one of Anakin's friends, was called "Wald", and was played by Warwick Davis, the same guy who played Wicket in RoTJ, and one of the pod-race spectators in Watto's box. Though that particular Rodian wasn't Greedo, there was in fact a scene in the final draft of the script, in which Anakin and a small Rodian named Greedo do get into a scuffle, because "Greedo" declaired Anakin had cheated in the Podrace. Qui-Gon breaks up the fight with a few words of wisdom, and as he and Anakin walk away, Wald tells "Greedo", "Keep this up, Greedo, and you'll come to a bad end..." This scene was actually filmed, interestingly enough, but was cut. If you look hard enough, you may find stills of it somewhere on the net. I think the scene would have been great in demonstrating foreshadowing anger on Anakin's part, but I guess Lucas had his reasons. Getting back on subject, I've thought up one of the most prominant corny lines: "But I was going to the Toche Station to pick up some power converters!" - Luke, ANH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth skywalker Posted May 3, 2000 Share Posted May 3, 2000 Isnt Warick Davis The Leprachaun?Those movies are stupid. ------------------ *Darth skywalker* Dark sith lord of humor* Member of the Un-council. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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