Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 {PAUSES THE GAME} a bus strike started today at 7pm, and we expect it to end wednesday or thursday, so thats when i ll leave. I fell kinda bad cause i made yall change plans and stuff because of me and it ddnt turn out like i though it would... you all forgive me, right? {BACK TO THE GAME} i swim out of my cave and lay on my back, on the beach, resting and wondering wot happened to the others. sudenly i hear a loud explosion sound. i look at the center of the island to find out the volcano has erupted. slowly but surely, motlen rock and magma starts to creep down all of the sides of the volcano. i think about going to the sea, but that would b too risky, since the waters are still very dangerous. cant go to my cave either, when the lava hits it, the cave will work like an oven, baking me alive. oh, i got a great idea! first i ve got to find deadmeat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 *leaps on Murray, knocking Feral over* *begins wrestling Murray, despite the fact that Murray is just a head* [Note for Future Reference: I'm a ghost, spitting in my eye would result in the spit going through my head.] *duct tapes Murray's mouth up and places him in a ghost pouch, that Murray won't fall through* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Meanwhile... I'm thinking that NiKo and SX should quiet down a bit. SX is dead, NiKo was never in this anyway, they're only being a pain in the story-telling arse... ...I look at Feral. He's trying to find Kjo. But Kjo's dead. What that Feral doing? ...Al's looking for me? Well, it never hurts to team up. I go looking for him as well. At last, we find each other. The vulcano is busy erupting and all. I decide to let Al come up with a plan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Judging by the speed Etna erupted, i think we will have time to build this (copy/paste): http://www.angelfire.com/apes/mi/images/ DESERT_ISLAND_BLISS.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo K-jo, who is a much nicer spirit! Not now I'm not. *Goes to volcano and picks up lava and drops it on unsespecting survivors killing them all.* Awww, the virtual scene is over, Game Over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 *raises a brow at K-Jø* Um, that's not gonna work. *grabs a cloud and takes a seat, watching the remaining survivors, recovering from burns* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 **neil rewinds the tape to before K-jo did this.** **wags his finger at K-jo** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 *gets on a cloud and watches the unburned survivors* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I dont beleive it. Al's plan is perfect. I seriously can't think of a reason why it shouldn't work. Poor Feral. He doesn't have a mastermind like Al to team up with... ...(note to self: get rid of Al as soon as the lava's gone. He's too smart)... BTW Why is Feral still looking for Kjo? The water's closing in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 note to self1: keep an eye on deadmeat note to self2: dont talk to self out loud, like deadmeat *When we finish the hole, the sand barrier, and the rock barrier, we decide to extend it. I find a flat rock good for digging and start diging diagonally to the left. Deadmeat digs diagonally to the right. we stop when we reach the water, making some sort of parabola. The lava has destroyed all the forest and its on its way to the beach. we start building the contraption. After we are done, the lava hits the shore but didnt pass the sand barrier yet. We see murray in despair, running toward the water. He jumps on a rock inside the water thinking he is safe, but the lava hits the water, raising water vapor incredibally hot. Through the thick vapor wall, we cannot see murray anymore. we only hear his screams. Since the lava hasnt yet hit inside our parabola, we stay close to our rock inside the water. The water starts to get violent and warm up. Its not strong enough to pull us, but it will be. After an hour or so, ammount of lava is so huge, that it passes through our sand barrier and fills our channel. We decide its time to go to the rock in the sand. The sand is hotter than usual, but its not too hot. We take of our shirts and put it on our heads to protect us from the sun. Our channel is not fully filled, and the lava the gets inside follows the channel and falls in the sea. We start bringing in some water from the sea. Its not cold anymore, but it is still refreshing. The sun is starting to go away. Good, now the waters that will come to our shores will be cold because of the absence of the sun. That will prevent it from heating to much, but it will get very very violent. There is too much lava coming down from the volcano, and it has already filled our channel. it has invaded the middle of our parabola, and thanks to the rock barriers, the only places without lava are a circle around each of the 2 big rocks. Its unbelievably hot, weve finished almost all our fruits and we cannot stop bringing water. Night has finally come and the tide is rising. The ammount of lava comming out of the volcano is very low. The water enters wots left of our channel. We are now surrounded by very hot water and water vapor. We realize now a mark almost a meter high in the big rock behind us. That must be where the water reaches in high tide. The temperature of the water will be too big for us to bear. We decide to go through the rubberband to the other rock. The lava will not reach us there, and the water there wont be as hot. We pick up the few fruits left and go to the other rock. The tide keeps rising, but the water isnt so violent. We are sitting in the rock and the water is about our chests. Now the water is kinda cold. Through the rubberband (half of it now underwater) we got to the other rock. The water there is a little warm, but its fine. The rest of the lava is now cooling of. We sit on the shore with our backs on the big rock while the sun starts to rise* k guys, bus strike is over, now im leaving. cya next monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 (...a side comment on Al's wonderful story...) Al is talking bout the sun, how we have to protect ourselves from it, and how the sun heats up the water...What al seems to forget (but I, the mastermind, off course remember ) is that after a volcano eruption, there's always a lot of smoke and ashes in the sky, completely blocking the sun. We still put the shirts on our heads, but only to protect ourselves from the ashes that fall down, not the sun. Also, we use one shirts (Al's off course ) to filter the water from the sea, since it's full of ashes, and I would want to wash myself with carbon . (note to all: Where's Feral?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 I've got some interesting questions too. Since when can murray run, and how did he get his mouth un duct taped and out of my pouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Um I say to Feral "OK I'll lift you" *Grabs Feral and drags him into the air flying above the lava danger* *Flies Feral around with my ghost powers as he sees the other surviviours run around in panic.* *Drops Feral in volcano* Hee hee heee... *Picks up Feral hanging from the edge of vocano as it erupt a little once more.* Sorry, I had to scare you a bit. *Lets Feral off at a giant boulder that is too high for the lava to reach.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 I thank Kjølen, but ask him to stick around in case the lava melts this boulder . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 *floats down and stands next to Feral* Popcorn? *holds out the bag of Popcorn he's eating from.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 19, 2003 Author Share Posted January 19, 2003 please note, the popcorn was just corn before suicidalxwing decided to go too near the molten lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 *kills a lil rock* *shoots the rock's soul with deadmeat's slingshot, knocking kjo out for a day or so* that will teach him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted January 21, 2003 Share Posted January 21, 2003 *Is out* *Remembers that ghosts can't sleep or be unconscious.* Feh. If I can pick up a person, I definatly can pick up anything else. *Throws a palm tree and it starts rolling towards Al* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted January 21, 2003 Share Posted January 21, 2003 *sigh* stupid ghosts... ...just look at al's pic once more. You'll see the tree will never reach Al... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 21, 2003 Author Share Posted January 21, 2003 okay, for future reference, ghosts can't come back and hurt others. you can annoy the hell out of them (i'd suggest poking them whilst singing "it's a small world after all") but you can't actually kill them or interfere witht eh agme itself, that wouldn't be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 21, 2003 Share Posted January 21, 2003 great! now i wont have to dodge the trees. *rolling trees approaching fast* ...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 25, 2003 Author Share Posted January 25, 2003 well, i've completely lost track of time, but i guess now would be a good time to tell you who's dead and set another task. so, who survived the... um... oh yeah, the volcano eruption. well Al and Deadmeat survive because of their inventiveness. so i guess feral would have to die. sure, suicidalXwing may eb able to pick up solid things such as murray, but do you really think he'd be strong enough to pick up a whole human being. plus, like i said before, ghosts of teh dead cannot effect teh actually game, just hang around to make things funny and interesting. and also, you were on a rock in the middl of a lot of molet rock, how hot woudl that be, if the rock didn't melt, i'd give odds on you definately melting. sorry feral, but your dead. come back as a ghost. but now, the final hour is upon us. of course when i say hour, this'll probably take a week, but you catch my drift. it's the final showdown between Al-back from the BigWhoop and DeadmeatX. by this time next week (or when i can remember) one of you will be dead. the survivor, will get off the island alive and will have the prize and privilage of hosting the next Desert Island Bliss. how will one die, how will one survive. who will win? **the sea acts up, a storms a brewing. but this time, there is no monsoon, there is no rain, there is just the wind, the howling wind. the moon is high and the waves are large, much larger than one would hope to find. lighting strikes the waters a couple of miles south from the island. when suddenly, the most unexpected thing happens. a huge wave of desrtuction hits adn a wave of seawater rises from teh sea and threatens everything in it's path. it heads with enormouse speed towards the island, nothing is safe, nothing will live, maybe not even the island. how will our heros get out of this one. they never showed this on reality TV. the rest, is up to you. click on the blatent 'link' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 i ll take my knife and cut some hollow bamboos. then i ll go near the volcano and attach myself (with the giant rubberband) to some crack high up the mountain, on the opposite side of the wave. i ll use my bottle opener to attach the bamboo higher up the mountain, so it wont fall when the wave hits it. That will allow me to breath while im attached to the mountain and the current is still strong. when i attach myself, i ll make sure thta i ll be able to untie it fairly easy later. Chances are that im gonna get quite sick, swallow water and dirt, but at least i ll have a chance to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Yo, if this isn't completed before Wednesday, somebody PM me the results, and I'll check it out in 2 to 7 months. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 where you off to Xwing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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