Dr. Suess

[Darth Eggplant]

Subject:

Dr. Seuss

As Technical Writer

If a packet hits a pocket

on a socket on a port,

and the bus is interrupted

as a very last resort,

and the address of the memory

makes your floppy disk abort,

then the socket packet pocket

has an error to report.

 

If your cursor finds a menu item

followed by a dash,

and the double-clicking icon

puts your window in the trash,

and your data is corrupted

'cause the index doesn't hash,

then your situation's hopeless

and your system's gonna crash!

 

If the label on the cable

on the table at your house,

says the network is connected

to the button on your mouse,

but your packets want to tunnel

on another protocol,

that's repeatedly rejected

by the printer down the hall,

and your screen is all distorted

by the side effects of gauss,

so your icons in the window

are as wavy as a souse,

then you may as well reboot

and go out with a bang,

'cause as sure as I'm a poet,

the sucker's gonna hang!

 

When the copy of your floppy's

getting sloppy on the disk,

And the microcode instructions

cause unnecessary risc,

Then you have to flash your memory

and you'll want to RAM your ROM

Quicky turn off the computer

and be sure to tell your mom!

[JofaGuht]

Okay job. The first verse was very Dr. Seuss but after that it was more of a regular poem. But not that I could judge, I couldn't do that.

 

On the subject of Dr. Seuss, I will never ever forgive Ron Howard for what he did! I don't care how A Beautiful Mind was, I will never forgive him!