Taos Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 One of the parts of EU that I dislike is the fact of the indistructable Boba Fett..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrie Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 The indestructable Boba Fett, eh? In that case, allow me to post a small chapter of a fan fiction that pretty much mocks the EU, you'll like it... EU-pisode II--"Chapter 3: Enter the Fett" Anakin Skywalker and Obi-wan Kenobi are taking a little stroll through the vast deserts of Tatooine. They've taken a break from the Clone Wars, and Anakin has brought Obi-wan back to take a tour of his home planet, show him the best tourist-sites, etc. They've stopped in front of the sarlaac pit..... ANAKIN: ......and this is a sarlaac pit. I'll never foget the time when that red-headed punk called me 'bug-squat'. Me and Kitster snuck out later that night, kidnapped him, and threw him into the pit. I could hear his girly screamin' until the thing chomped down on his little body.........Good Times........ OBI-WAN: Anakin!!!!!!!!!! Too much info!!!! ANAKIN: Sorry. Suddenly an uber-cool looking being dressed in Mandalorian combat armor, brandishing a blaster, leaps up from his hiding place in the sands near the pit,. ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN: Who are you?!?!?!?! BOBA FETT: My name is Boba Fett. You killed my father, prepare to die.......I'm a Mandalorian, you know. OBI-WAN: Excuse me, I didn't catch that last part. Did you say you were a "Delorian Man"? BOBA FETT: NO. Ther term was Man-Da-Lor-I-An. They were a group of warriors who fought the Jedi during the Clone Cars. Duh! ANAKIN: I think you must be mistaken. I've never heard that term before in my life. BOBA FETT: You've insulted me for the last time. Prepare to die, or my name isn't Jaster Mereel, d'oh I mean, Boba Fett!!!!! Anakin and Obi-wan fall to the ground in hysterical laughter. Finally, Obi-wan manages to get back up to his feet. OBI-WAN: Please don't shoot............JASTER!!! (fighting back tears of laughter). Are you sure that's your real name? BOBA FETT: Not really, no. But I've been told.... ANAKIN: Sounds like you've been told a lot of things, son. Do you believe everything you're told? BOBA FETT: That's it!!!! Disintegration time!!!!! Boba prepares to fire his blaster, but Obi-wan uses a quick Force push to knock him into the Sarlaac. He falls in with a girlish scream. ANAKIN: Well, that's the end of that guy. Now, what were we talking about? Oh yeah....anyway, one time me and Kitster brought the girls out here for some......... His story is halted, as Boba Fett leaps up out of the pit and lands on his feet. ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN: ????????? BOBA FETT: The Sarlaac found me 'somewhat indegestible', boys. OBI-WAN: Excuse me? BOBA FETT: You know, indegestible. It's like when you eat something that's...... OBI-WAN: I know what the word means. Shouldn't you be dead? BOBA FETT: Hmmmmm....you'd think so, but well, I guess not. Prepare to die! He fires a shot at the two Jedi with his blaster. Thinking quickly, Anakin deflects the blaster bolt with his lightsaber, redirecting it squarely into Boba's chest. It burns right through him, leaving him dead in the sand. ANAKIN: So as I was saying..... Boba Fett jumps back up to his feet. BOBA FETT: The blaster bolt found me 'somewhat impenetrable'. Obi-wan slices Boba Fett in half with his saber. The two halves join back together, and Boba Fett gets back on his feet. BOBA FETT: The lightsaber found me 'somewhat un-sliceable'. Anakin grabs a nearby thermal detonator, lobbing it at Fett and blowing him into bits. The bits float back to the ground, reforming into, you guessed it....Boba Fett. BOBA FETT: The thermal detonator found me somewhat........ummm........'un-blow-up-able'. ANAKIN: This guy just won't die! Can you explain it Obi-wan? OBI-WAN: He's just too damn cool, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by Eets *readies his catapult and battering ram* Let's go, Jedi220! ^_^ *pushes in a cannon* Think this will be enough? We need more men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=Hooded-Jedi=- Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 We need more men! *Hears the call from miles away....Puts his armor on..gets his baseball bat and 3 cartons of eggs...yells to camp outside of Bioware...* IM READY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Thanks for that Burrie....that was great! Now to business.....since this thread has lost all hope of a topic, I'm going to move it to the Atho Cantina. I think the new topic is EU...so we'll just stick to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Simpson Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Oh man, that cheered me up Burrie! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swat Posted January 24, 2003 Author Share Posted January 24, 2003 hey nobody discuss anything abt the 1 of yoda's race will be inside the game. aren't anybody amaze by that. the 1st time i will c a character like yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrie Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Well, we did see Yaddle in TPM for a brief moment... but I do believe that this will be the first time we'll see another one in a game... Heck, this'll be the third one we'll see in the GFFA universe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenant_bad Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Yep, sure will be cool to have a green knee high gremlin on your side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swat Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 he won't be in ur party. but u can tok 2 him as a friend, if u are a light jedi that is. that's wat i tink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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