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The indestructable Boba Fett, eh? In that case, allow me to post a small chapter of a fan fiction that pretty much mocks the EU, you'll like it...

 

EU-pisode II--"Chapter 3: Enter the Fett"

 

Anakin Skywalker and Obi-wan Kenobi are taking a little stroll through the vast deserts of Tatooine. They've taken a break from the Clone Wars, and Anakin has brought Obi-wan back to take a tour of his home planet, show him the best tourist-sites, etc. They've stopped in front of the sarlaac pit.....

 

ANAKIN: ......and this is a sarlaac pit. I'll never foget the time when that red-headed punk called me 'bug-squat'. Me and Kitster snuck out later that night, kidnapped him, and threw him into the pit. I could hear his girly screamin' until the thing chomped down on his little body.........Good Times........

 

OBI-WAN: Anakin!!!!!!!!!! Too much info!!!!

 

ANAKIN: Sorry.

 

Suddenly an uber-cool looking being dressed in Mandalorian combat armor, brandishing a blaster, leaps up from his hiding place in the sands near the pit,.

 

ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN: Who are you?!?!?!?!

 

BOBA FETT: My name is Boba Fett. You killed my father, prepare to die.......I'm a Mandalorian, you know.

 

OBI-WAN: Excuse me, I didn't catch that last part. Did you say you were a "Delorian Man"?

 

BOBA FETT: NO. Ther term was Man-Da-Lor-I-An. They were a group of warriors who fought the Jedi during the Clone Cars. Duh!

 

ANAKIN: I think you must be mistaken. I've never heard that term before in my life.

 

BOBA FETT: You've insulted me for the last time. Prepare to die, or my name isn't Jaster Mereel, d'oh I mean, Boba Fett!!!!!

 

Anakin and Obi-wan fall to the ground in hysterical laughter. Finally, Obi-wan manages to get back up to his feet.

 

OBI-WAN: Please don't shoot............JASTER!!! (fighting back tears of laughter). Are you sure that's your real name?

 

BOBA FETT: Not really, no. But I've been told....

 

ANAKIN: Sounds like you've been told a lot of things, son. Do you believe everything you're told?

 

BOBA FETT: That's it!!!! Disintegration time!!!!!

 

Boba prepares to fire his blaster, but Obi-wan uses a quick Force push to knock him into the Sarlaac. He falls in with a girlish scream.

 

ANAKIN: Well, that's the end of that guy. Now, what were we talking about? Oh yeah....anyway, one time me and Kitster brought the girls out here for some.........

 

His story is halted, as Boba Fett leaps up out of the pit and lands on his feet.

 

ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN: ?????????

 

BOBA FETT: The Sarlaac found me 'somewhat indegestible', boys.

 

OBI-WAN: Excuse me?

 

BOBA FETT: You know, indegestible. It's like when you eat something that's......

 

OBI-WAN: I know what the word means. Shouldn't you be dead?

 

BOBA FETT: Hmmmmm....you'd think so, but well, I guess not. Prepare to die!

 

He fires a shot at the two Jedi with his blaster. Thinking quickly, Anakin deflects the blaster bolt with his lightsaber, redirecting it squarely into Boba's chest. It burns right through him, leaving him dead in the sand.

 

ANAKIN: So as I was saying.....

 

Boba Fett jumps back up to his feet.

 

BOBA FETT: The blaster bolt found me 'somewhat impenetrable'.

 

Obi-wan slices Boba Fett in half with his saber. The two halves join back together, and Boba Fett gets back on his feet.

 

BOBA FETT: The lightsaber found me 'somewhat un-sliceable'.

 

Anakin grabs a nearby thermal detonator, lobbing it at Fett and blowing him into bits. The bits float back to the ground, reforming into, you guessed it....Boba Fett.

 

BOBA FETT: The thermal detonator found me somewhat........ummm........'un-blow-up-able'.

 

ANAKIN: This guy just won't die! Can you explain it Obi-wan?

 

OBI-WAN: He's just too damn cool, I guess.

 

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Originally posted by Eets

*readies his catapult and battering ram*

 

Let's go, Jedi220! ^_^

 

*pushes in a cannon*

 

Think this will be enough? ;)

 

We need more men!

 

:p

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