spam teriyaki

[Darth Eggplant]

Spam Teriyaki with pinapple and rice

 

Aloha! did you know that in Hawaii,

Spam is quite the creature comfort food?

yes grocery stores and supermarkets

in Hawaii sell quite a lot of the stuff,

as do stores here as well.

Anyhow, Spam Teriyaki is quick and easy to make.

Take a can 'O' Spam, and marinade it along with

pinnapple, spears, tidbits, crushed, rings;

(your choice), and then fry it in a pan

on the stove, and serve it on a bed of steamed rice.

and for fun and ambience; try using chopsticks,

(easy even for novices, Spam is easily spearable)

and play Don Ho's Greatest hits as mood music.

 

And for those special occassions;

invite that special someone over

for a candle light dinner,

and be sure to greet them with a Lay

as they step in the door,

and a Lay before they leave:

that way they'll be sure to come back for more.

;->

[JofaGuht]

sounds very yummy. I'll make that sometimes, but note that almost every recipe I read I'll say i'll make but I end never getting around to doing it. But I love anything teriyaki so i might.

 

I just realized spam backwards is maps.

[Darth Eggplant]

*that also means that

if you and I, Jofa

make and eat this meal;

then we'll both be 'men of the world'

so to speak:

or is that just another

cartographers conspiracy?*