jesseg88 Posted September 24, 2001 Posted September 24, 2001 That's right!!!! We are going to make a silly story with anyone adding to it whenever they want. So, let's start: Once upon a time, Jar Jar was commanding a spaceship named the...
Guest xwing guy Posted September 24, 2001 Posted September 24, 2001 And then a kligon ship, a sword of kahlass class was coming toward them, and jar jar said "Wesa gonna get crutchen!"
Guest oninosensi Posted September 24, 2001 Posted September 24, 2001 Suddenly, a squad of wascly wabbits with wave motion pistols teleported in, and blew them all away, and they where dead irrevocably, and finally. "We got thhhemmmm." the wabbit commander said into his wrist comm. "theyyyy willl nutt be botherrrrring anyywonnn every again." "Goood jobb. Bonuusss carrrots forrr youu annnd yourrr squaaad." the commander told him. And with that, they teleported out.
observer_20000 Posted September 25, 2001 Posted September 25, 2001 suddenly a wormhole opens, and an ISD comes through and destroys everything.
jesseg88 Posted September 25, 2001 Author Posted September 25, 2001 But Jar Jar teleported to a Klingon D7 and it fired a couple disruptor blasts and photon torps at the ISD and blew it to a million pieces with no damage to the D7, Jar Jar or the crew. Jar Jar said Oy, Mooie mooie, I love you! Everyone on the D7 had befriended Jar Jar!
EndSub Posted September 25, 2001 Posted September 25, 2001 but after a while they got so danm anoyyed at his whinny voice and stupid phrases that they kicked him off there ship into the freeze of space.....
jesseg88 Posted September 26, 2001 Author Posted September 26, 2001 Then teleported him back. Jar Jar stopped being annoying!
MadPoster Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 Only to have Jar Jar murdered by Squimbo-> Jawa Assassin!
observer_20000 Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 The D7 realizes that the ISD blowing up is nothing more then a sensor malfunction, and that their puny weapons, are no match for the Empire.
EndSub Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 so they ofer Jar-jar binks as a sacrifice to the emporer.....he accepts......
Guest xwing guy Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 And turns jar jar to the dark side of the force.
jesseg88 Posted September 26, 2001 Author Posted September 26, 2001 Then Jar Jar is teleported out by the D7 and the emperor is vaporised (before he could transfer his spirit to a clone) by disruptor fire. Jar Jar is saved! The galactic empire is gone forever!!!!!!
EndSub Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 but then the emporers long lost brother, who looks acts and thinks exactly like his brother, takes up command of the imperil forces....he starts his training of jar-jar to become a dark jedi.....
Guest Admiral viper Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 then he relizes why his brother dies and sends jar jar to the Maws black holes then.......
observer_20000 Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 Originally posted by jesseg88 Then Jar Jar is teleported out by the D7 and the emperor is vaporised (before he could transfer his spirit to a clone) by disruptor fire. Jar Jar is saved! The galactic empire is gone forever!!!!!! Uh, hello. the Emperor fell into the reactor core of the deathstar, and his body was caught in the explosion of the Deathstar, and he still transferred into a clone. I think that a deathstar exploding is a "little" more powerful then disruptor fire.
EndSub Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 \not part of the story..... he survived the fall? where did you get that piece of information? not part of the story.....\
observer_20000 Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 Originally posted by EndSub \not part of the story..... he survived the fall? where did you get that piece of information? not part of the story.....\ Remember? His spirit was put into a new body?
EndSub Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 i have no idea.....and i watch ROTJ just the other day......maybe i need to watch it again
Guest xwing guy Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 It happened in the emporer reborn comics. Anyways, then the maw swallowed up jar jar then spit him out. But then....
EndSub Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 a giant bird like creature picked him up and took him to her nets where 3 hungrey birds 5 times his size where waiting.....
Guest xwing guy Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 But jar jar fought back with his natural gungan warrior sterngth and got free but then...
jesseg88 Posted September 27, 2001 Author Posted September 27, 2001 Jar Jar got back onto the D7 and blasted the birds into a million pieces!
Dagobahn Eagle Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 Just then, a familiar Eagle with a couple of X-Wing escorts...
jesseg88 Posted September 28, 2001 Author Posted September 28, 2001 escorted the D7 back to the rebel base!
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