Kiedo Posted April 25, 2003 Author Share Posted April 25, 2003 George Bush has got it! (I was bored, OK!?) Why does toast burn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evad Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Because it layed out in the sun too long. Where did that pelican come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 A. from school, they were studying Q. what is the meaining of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITE Jedi Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 A: the meaning of life is the means to an ends, and the ends to the means, so the meaning of life is the end. Q: who invented socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 A person thinking low thoughts. Up or down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 A: Quit giving me directions, soldier! I am YOUR superior!!! NOW MARCH! Q: When the rabid squirrel who bit Harry met Sally... Are the kids ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITE Jedi Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 A: I blinked 182 times and said "no, the kids arent alright" Q: what word comes to your mind when i say:"cheese"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Badass Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 A: Probably something dirty, as this is the way it has been lately... Q: This is breaker, breaker niner... Are there really three bears coming down the turnpike chasing a little girl with pots of porridge? Over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evad Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 That's a big 10-4 sunshine, we've got bears knockin on our back door, we're east bound and down, loaded up and truckin'...... Ow my sock hurts, why won't it run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Your foot feels sorry for it. What does this mean? "My browns have tickets to the super bowl. Excuse while I find it.":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarCords Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 It means your browns are really hungry. Yay or Nay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar_reborn Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Where'd the get the sayin "the dickens" from? ya know like "he runs like the dickens" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaWP Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Maybe it was some hick or something that couldnt talk right cause of chew in his mouth and he ment to say chickens. Hey its just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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