RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 how do you like to eat your oreos? 1. The whole thing all at once. 2. One bite at a time 3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards. 4. In little feverous nibbles. 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...). 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie. 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie. 8. Just the cookie, not the inside. 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. 10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos. ONE The whole thing: This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. TWO One bite at a time: You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. THREE Slow and Methodical: You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit. FOUR Feverous Nibbles: Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good. FIVE Dunked: Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction. SIX Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie: You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. SEVEN Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie: You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours. EIGHT Just the cookie, not the inside: You enjoy pain. NINE I just like to lick them, not eat them: Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help- immediately. TEN I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies: You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a priss. found this sitting in my room, untouched for a year and a half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 What does it mean when you twist apart the oreo, scrape off the inside, eat the cookies, and then eat the inside you scraped off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 i would say: twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie, because it's the only one where you do all three. i guess it doesn't make a difference what order you do it in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 It wouldn't? Crap, I'm reading WAY too much into this whole cookie-eating thing. It can't be the same thing as number six... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 i don't know, that's a toughie. i'd go with #6, but maybe it counts as something eltse. i think #6 comes closest, though. for you, i'd recommend #9, but that's just me(j/k ) not that you do #9, but i think the description fits you pretty well, don't you think so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Well, I think maybe no. 6 backwards, but I - - HEY! What? Why does everyone think I'm crazy? I'm not crazy! I'm perfectly sane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 i don't know. you're the official crazy person of the site. great. now she has importance and i don't. does anybody even know i exist? i'm not important. i don't do anything special. i'm too average. i hate average. average is poo. what the hell am i saying? hey, 600th post! party!!! :sheepdanc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 It's official? But I'm not....oh well, whatever. If it makes you feel better, Das, I never thought you were sane or average. Ever. Yey! I have a GROSS OF POSTS! Party! No, I said PARTY! Well, I guess that will have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 hey, i got my sig image to work!!! yay!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 It's beautiful . . . . like fireworks. . . . . your sig just. . . comes alive in a brilliant explosion of color. . . . . . wow. . . . I mean, nice sig image, Das. Verrrry nice. Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 yeah, i write things in weird symbols when i'm bored sometimes. it's my little way of saying "i think i'm creative". that's how i named my little chao in sonic adventure 2 battle. yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Shoot me, but wtf's an OREO??!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Where are you? No oreos? I pity you immensely. Poor kid. Anyway, they are yummy chocolate sandwich cookies with the most delightfully sugary filling inside. And a while ago they start making them with MINTY frosting inside, too. Mmmmm. Does that answer your question? I....uh.... *runs to go get some mint oreos* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 they make them with coffee, too. and i like mint and coffee. and aren't they making those "uh-oh" oreos, where it's chocolate creme, and the cookies are white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I guess I'm a criminall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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