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Doublefine held a party on Friday open for all to attend, and get drunk. They are not called Single Fine for a reason. This is because they all have girlfriends. I missed the chance to dabble in the more intiminate ways with Tim Schafer. So I think I'll go and stab myself.

 

In other news, Tycho recommends reading "Them" by Jon Ronson (Which, incidently, ryhmes with Don Johnson)

 

I frequently converse with the big internet names.

 

Okay seriously, this thread is to write the names of any person you've mailed and gotten a reply from on the internet... that is in any way significant. I'm just bored.

 

Tim Schafer

Gabe

Tim Schafer

Tycho

Tim Schafer

Did I mention Tim Schafer?? :D He was telling me a delightful story about pink eyes and how me saying "Bad customer service" was going to make him lose his job... "Thanks a lot, Illiad Rusalka" ???

He replies to almost every email sent to him, actually, but I will never wash this monitor again.

 

 

I also emailed

 

A Box Company enquiring about the mass production of about 10 or so small 'game packaging' sized black boxes. They never replied

 

A bonsai kitten website, enquiring about the purchase of seeds.

 

An Anti Microsoft Webpage, congratulating them for their good work (gasp, I'm so ashamed)

 

the BBC in retaliation to a senseless show about teenagers.

 

RTE for a senseless show about English Bastards

 

Horsechat, complaining to the Webmaster, ChrisEQ, about the administrator ChrisEQ, who was a cocksucker, mother****er bastard, and subsequently realised that they had the same name for a pretty logical reason.

 

Horsechat, demanding they send me a large packet of Oat Meal horse biscuits and a large size metal lead chain and nylon headcollar. And something for my pony too.

 

I also was on a live chat with Keanu Reeves and spoke to him 0 times because there was also about 600,000 other people on the chat. Natural Selection determined that only those that had names starting with "AAA" would be selected. Of course, I quit to rename myself "Aaaaardvark" but it was already registered.

 

My Internet Life has been so empty.

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what party? hey, your post has nothing to do with muenster cheese! i'm leaving!!! *storms out of topic very pissed off and never comes back*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*comes back*

 

i forgot my cheese.

 

*leaves again to curl up in a ball in a dirty corner where he can eat his cheese in peace*

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"this topic has nothing to do with anything at all" LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Yeah, I guess you're right. Wait, yes it does. Look, you turd!

Okay seriously, this thread is to write the names of any person you've mailed and gotten a reply from on the internet... that is in any way significant.

 

Kiss me, you fool.

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