RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 ...for only 25 Credits you get your choice of top babes/dudes to follow you around the forums hanging off your arm, agreeing with you in ANY arguments - however ridiculous.....and maybe a lot more after the lights go off!!! Now, I'm currently hiring, so who's interested in working for me?? (captain andy??). I'm one of the nicer pimps round here!! Customers, get your points at the ready!!
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 i don't wanna work for you. mainly because i don't have somebody to be. there are no escorts. there's only peter francis geraci. i need a pathetic scort that has a commercial somewhere. then i'll be that person. and i don't need no damn escort no neither. so i ain't gon' be buyin' none of your no escorts.
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Hey, I don't remember saying you could use mt name in the advertisement! But I don't mind THAT much. Ok, whatever. I will act like a moron for credits! Buy me!
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 Course you don't mind me using your name Andy, thats why you're so cool Hope you've got you're best cheap lookin' pink satin dress on, along with the thigh length boots, shocking pink underwear and bright red lipstick....oh and the redhead wig!! I'm slipping into my Huggy Bear outfit right now!!! Anyway, who wants Andy for 25 points? She'll do anything as long as it doesn't involve ferretts or false moustaches (did I hear you right on that one )
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 20 Credits..... I charge a 20% introduction fee...very reasonable
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 Andy, I hope you're dressed for the part!! I've slipped into my full length brown leather coat, pink feathered hat, and red shoes!!! The purple carpet looks a bit dodgy on the dashboard of me Jetta mind, but I like the tassles I've put in the back window!!!
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Nitro And how long does one get this escort, for 25 credits? Depends on the Escort, and the urgency of the business. I just oversee the introduction. Andy are you ready yet?
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Right-O, big daddy. See, I look ju-u-u-ust right. *walks in wearing cheap lookin' pink satin dress, along with the thigh length boots, shocking pink underwear and bright red lipstick and redhead wig*
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 Ohhhh babbbbby.... ....Andy did I mention the interview...?
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 *looks sexy* Yeah, about a hundred times. I'm qualified, I think.
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 No I didn't mention the...err....extra interview.... ....err...I think I dropped my keys on the back seat.....be a darlin' and go and get them for me!
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 *goes to get the keys and ********* *** ***** ** ** * **** ** * ** ** * * ********************** ******** *** *** ** * *** ****** ***** **** while she's about it.*
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 Liar ********* *** ***** ** ** * **** ** * ** ** * * ********************** ******** *** *** ** * *** ****** ***** **** didn't happen!!
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Sorry, boss, he slipped away before I could make him pay me! *cries* I'm bad! I should have made him pay FIRST! *cries harder*
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 Grrrr.....I'm going to make you pay beeatch!!
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 husband??!? What about your boyfriend from the Bar Fight post?!?!? Crikey girl, you're turning into more of a pro than I figured on......I may have to consider your position within the company... ....I only offer clean, high class girls here at Roys Escort Agency!!!
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Will they do som sort of *ahem* lower positioned jobs? (i mean the high class girls..)
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 If the money's right....anythings possible.....
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 .. yes. of course. because i have trouble with donating points .. and donating points is the only way to get it hot. hmm. .. so i'll BE back.
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I AM a high class girl, I married my boyfriend. But it turns out he's an abuser so I'm getting a divorce. I guess he was kind of angry about the Bar Fight incidents.
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 ..hey Andy .. What do you think of.. like share me with another RAYTORDES HighClassGirl???? If some admin fix my prob with spending creds .. see i am ugly and noone is interrested in me .. but thank ROY and his great service .. which enables me to get a girl..(or two/tree??) for giving money ..
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