SyntheticGerbil Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Comments from Doug - "I went to a Dairy Queen and considered ordering buffalo wings. I asked the lady at the counter if their version of buffalo wings were any good. She answered, 'I don't know, I'm a vegetarian.' I asked, ‘Are you a vegetarian for health reasons or moral reasons?’ ‘Moral. I don’t eat anything with a nervous system, vertebrae and two legs.’ Then I came back with my usual question I ask of moral vegetarians; ‘Are you also “Pro-Choice” and “Anti-Death Penalty”?' ‘Of course.’, She said. Realize I’ve had this conversation with just about every vegetarian I've met. Nine out of ten times the conversation goes as above. Then I further the conversation with this challenge, ‘Why do you afford more rights and respect to a chicken with a nervous system, vertebrae and two legs than to an unborn human with a nervous system, vertebrae and two legs?’ Then they always pull out their trump card, ‘Because it’s wrong to make a victim of rape or incest bring her fetus to full term.’ For the sake of argument, I’ll give them that one. ‘But what about the other ninety-eight percent of the abortions that are for reasons other than rape or incest? Will you give those unborn, uh… fetus… the same respect as you do a chicken?’ She answered, ‘Here’s your buffalo wings’. I went back to my table and ate the buffalo wings. Then I cried for the 5,000 people who TODAY will be dismembered with a pair of tongs and a hose because they have no more rights than the piece of chicken I’m eating. At least there’s hope in sight- Somewhere, someone is lobbying to save that chicken...and that's why I'm a Republican." Doug TenNapel http://www.tennapel.com Talk amongst yourselves. Say things. Be witty. Your parents love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 It's a trap. Don't do it Sean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted July 6, 2003 Share Posted July 6, 2003 What the @#$% is this, Ricky Lake? On a side note, anyone in the DFW area (1607 W. Alemida Drive, by the big D Square specifically), come visit Setion's Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria! "Your loss is our sauce." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagomorph Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 That had a bit of a morbid twist... it kinda made me feel all fuzzy inside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Lagomorph That had a bit of a morbid twist... it kinda made me feel all fuzzy inside... I hope now you've learned to stop eating bunnies with the skin on. Anyway, I have a bad tendency to laugh at people who contradict themselves like that, even when it's a crying shame. I live with omniverous monsters, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 AHAHaha hAHahahaha Bwahhahahaahah hahahahaha. Wait... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted July 9, 2003 Author Share Posted July 9, 2003 Your name has one of those bold fire effects to it, so therefore I have instantly decided not to like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagomorph Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 An enemy earned is a... friend lost? .............................. that kinda sucks.... Who thinks this crap up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Your mom. Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagomorph Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Good ol' mom.... Always there to make you feel like crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 AHAHaha hAHahahaha Bwahhahahaahah hahahahaha. Wait... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I like how Captain Andy popped up out of nowhere and scared me with his webpage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Scared you, did I? I don't pop up out of nowhere. It's just an illusion. And I have to came in SOMEwhere. It just wouldn't be right to start on of those "hi i'm new" threads, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 AHAHaha hAHahahaha Bwahhahahaahah hahahahaha. Wait... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogfuchow Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I love TenNapel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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