what the fuck is this rpg shit? - rgoer (rgoer the unlikely pugelist) vs. Eldritch (Eldritch)

[Eldritch]

Eldritch tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt rgoer the unlikely pugelist 5 points of damage.

Eldritch taunts:

Calculate this, bitch!

[rgoer]

rgoer the unlikely pugelist tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Eldritch 5 points of damage.

rgoer the unlikely pugelist shouts:

I'll calculate my fist on your rip-off haircut!

[Eldritch]

Eldritch tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt rgoer the unlikely pugelist 5 points of damage.

Eldritch blasts:

My rip-off haircut? You're the one stuck in the 80s, Mr. Liberty Spike!

[rgoer]

rgoer the unlikely pugelist tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Eldritch 5 points of damage.

rgoer the unlikely pugelist jabs:

Dude, look at my guy's jacket. It's bad.

[Eldritch]

Eldritch tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt rgoer the unlikely pugelist 5 points of damage.

Eldritch taunts:

You're like the Fonz-wannabe.

[rgoer]

rgoer the unlikely pugelist tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt Eldritch 5 points of damage.

rgoer the unlikely pugelist blasts:

I am not mad yet.

[Eldritch]

Eldritch tried to use his fists. Luck was with him, and he dealt rgoer the unlikely pugelist 5 points of damage.

Eldritch shouts:

Would I not like you when you're mad?

[rgoer]

rgoer the unlikely pugelist requested a draw.

rgoer the unlikely pugelist shouts:

Oh, I don't know, I'm sure he's just as charming when he's catty.

[Eldritch]

Eldritch accepted the draw.

[Eldritch]

Both combatants were refunded $2.

[Eldritch]

Both combatants were refunded $2.