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As good as it gets without being directly wired to Remi's synapses! 👕 I beat #Mojole #316 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 2/6 🖤💛🖤💛💛 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Where are the photos of your e-reader?!

Here's my copy, published in 2006 but with no sign of being a Pirates of the Caribbean tie-in. I was going to say it was released too early, but then I realised the truth and hate it. For the front cover, Blackbeard looks like he's seen some shit: The backdrop is a curiously low-resolution treasure map, but the skull-and-crossbones and the parrot are razor sharp. The back cover has a longer version of the quote from friend of Mojole and writer of insults Orson Scott Card, which conveniently also saves the publisher from writing their own synopsis: A lesson to wannabe back-of-box quotemeisters everywhere.

👕 I beat #Mojole #315 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 6/6 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 💛💛💛🖤🖤 💛💚💛💛💚 💛💚💚🖤💚 🖤💚💚💚💚 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #314 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 3/6 🖤🖤💛🖤🖤 🖤💚🖤🖤💛 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #313 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 3/6 💛💚🖤🖤🖤 🖤💚💚💚🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #312 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 5/6 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🖤💚🖤💚💚 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤💛💛🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

This sounds like a great idea! It would give me an excuse to read it again without feeling like I should be reading something new!

👕 I beat #Mojole #311 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 6/6 🖤🖤🖤💛💚 🖤🖤💛🖤💚 💚💚🖤🖤🖤 💚💚🖤🖤🖤 💛💛🖤💛🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Slightly off form ☹️ 👕 I beat #Mojole #310 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 3/6 💛🖤🖤🖤💛 🖤💚💚💚💚 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

You thought I'd forgotten about Mojole today Remi?? 👕 I beat #Mojole #309 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 1/6 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Too easy 👕 I beat #Mojole #308 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 2/6 💛🖤🖤💚💚 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

I am inside Remi's brain 👕 I beat #Mojole #307 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 1/6 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #306 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 4/6 🖤💛🖤💛🖤 💚💛🖤🖤💛 🖤💚🖤💛💛 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #305 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 5/6 🖤🖤🖤💚💚 🖤💚🖤🖤🖤 🖤💚🖤💚💚 🖤🖤🖤💛🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #304 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 6/6 🖤🖤🖤💛💚 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🖤🖤💚🖤💛 💛💚💚💚🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #303 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 4/6 🖤💚🖤💛💛 💛🖤💛💚🖤 🖤💚💚💚💚 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Some would call this luck. I call it skill. 👕 I beat #Mojole #302 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 3/6 💚🖤🖤🖤💚 🖤🖤🖤💛🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #301 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 3/6 🖤🖤🖤🖤💛 🖤💛🖤💛🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

👕 I beat #Mojole #300 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 5/6 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🖤💛💛🖤🖤 🖤💛💛🖤🖤 💛🖤💚🖤💛 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 👕 I beat #Mojole #299 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 5/6 🖤🖤🖤💛🖤 💛💛🖤🖤💛 💛💛💛🖤💛 🖤💚🖤🖤🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Yes!! Back in the game 👕 I beat #Mojole #298 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 1/6 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Yeah, but for the "wildcard" words shorter than 5 letters, only words the evil Remi has added are accepted. So you can guess real but wrong words and they are rejected rather than using up a guess.

👕 I beat #Mojole #297 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 4/6 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 💛💛💚💚💚 💛🖤🖤🖤🖤 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/

Yes!! Suck it Remi! 👕 I beat #Mojole #296 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 1/6 💚💚💚💚💚 https://funzone.mixnmojo.com/Mojole/