Totenkopf

Funny how comments like that are a boomerang.

I'm real, he's not.

And fails. Epically.

Bitchslaps Nihilus and forces him to repeat himself in English.

Good thing that doesn't require much of an imagination.

I blame Boba for this.

Good thing your monkeys are now on my payroll. Now, I just need to find them a target....Hmm, grave robbing, maybe?

However, due to your great age you immediately have an MI and drop dead on the spot. I pick myself up and go home to wash up. *later that night I dance on your grave*

*Snaps off your offending leg and then uses it to beat you like the red headed stepchild you are*

*fortunately you're very weak and the kick does more damage to you than me. Laughs at your impotence Osteoporosis is a bitch.*

*pokes GTA in eyes before he can put his hand in the way*

Oooh, a wiseguy, eh? I'll murderize ya.

Sock thieves always fail.

Of whom do you speak?

After I pull my boot out of your ass you can tell me.

His topics have some legs.

You're incorrigible.

So, what kind of trouble are you stirring up now?

Your ex monkey protege has just graduating from flingin crap to firebombing and has burned your house down....what do you do?

Pour yourself a shot of whisky, son.

That was just a reference to the first quote in your sig. no worries.

Shall I call you Dale Carnegie?

Realizing you intend to leave him high and dry, your monkey starts pelting you with his monkey doodie, laced with his golden monkey juice. He then posts his "assault" on Youtube.

IRL, they ain't all that hot. Movies/tv, yeah, but not RL.

I'm a gonna guess you're wearing extra thick beer goggles.