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  1. I'm guessing you've got good lawyers.

  2. put your monkey back on it's leash, holmes

  3. Dante's Inferno? Worried about which ring of hell you'll be consigned to in the afterlife. :p

  4. I think your 3rd* one (probably dropped off during the zombification process). :p

     

    *yeah, you know what I'm really talking about :xp:

     

    did an avatar, but put in profile album.

  5. #$%#$# did it again.

  6. So, who's the current avi?

  7. Funny, you don't look like Bobby McFerrin. :xp:

  8. Yeah, especially slow-moing the part where the doodie flies into (inserted person)'s mouth to the derisive laughter of everyone w/in view of the drive-by. Don't forget the part where your monkey jumps out of the car and gives the annoying person a public beatdown to the thunderous applause of the crowd.

  9. Can it be like Guri from shadows of the empire?

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Guri

     

    We should all have one of those. ;)

  10. They're called birds, GTA. Get your brit slang down, fool. :D About the RP, I'll have to think about it.

  11. Fortunately, I have a big fat wallet in my pocket that stops the goat's horn. Also, b/c you couln't lend me some money (hey that fantasy of yours with 2 whores and a goat was expensive), I dodged that bullet. Celibacy was never so rewarding. Although your nose is fixed, "slightly less ugly" is an overstatement as even your own mother still can't stand to look at you. Even worse, when your nose drips, it burns (say just what were you doing with those three the previous night?). However, being a good and sympathetic pal, I gladly pay the bill with slighty torn up cash from my "lucky wallet". Damn, that was some crazy ****..... :xp:

  12. Grab our two female companions and leave you asleep on the floor where you passed out. Oh, and I leave your goat with you :eyeraise: b/c no one should have to die alone... :xp:

  13. :thmbup1:I rather thought so myself.

  14. Also, regarding the arlen sphincterboy $$ reference, I meant "you" in a general sense, not you specifically.

  15. Well, just remember that it's your mom picking them up in my wake.

  16. Apathy, Niko, apathy. :( "Night" bro....

  17. You posted in your own profile. Instant suicide.

  18. Sends a bomb laden Speedy Gonzales after you. You don't stand a chance.

  19. It's duck hunting season!

  20. bounces it back at mach 4 and hits GTA square in the back of the head. poor GTA. :(

  21. bounces it back at mach 4 and hits GTA square in the back of the head. poor GTA. :(

  22. [GTA]Oh crap I commented on my own visitor page again. >_<[GTA]

     

    Have caught myself almost doing the same on occasion.

  23. Yeah, you might get that idea. I stopped at 2300 back in Oct and only restarted last week.

  24. Well, as ChAiNz and TK said......good to get away for awhile every now and again.

  25. I recall reading a book about the Red Army and the treatment that they gave new recruits was quite brutal. Death may even have proven a relief for some of them. So, when do you start your training?

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