CommanderQ

(scene opens; husband hands wife a datapad. wife speaks first.)

"No."

"No!"

"No, I'm not going to spend two weeks hiking across Vulcan's Forge in the middle of their summer!"

"I thought you always wanted to see the Forge."

"See it, yes, honeymoon there, no!"

"Well, there's a mountain climb expedition on Andorr that caught my eye."

"(Turns to husband) "(name)--my love--let me make this very clear. I do not want to spend my honeymoon climbing, hiking, sweating, bleeding, or suffering in any way!""

"Alright--what do you want?"

"Room service."

"Room service."

"Room service. I want to be pampered. I want the staff to cater to our every whim. I want to be embarrassed by the size of our room. I want a balcony with a view that would make you want to break down and cry from the sheer beauty of it all. And I don't want to spend one moment of our honeymoon suffering from anything except guilt about our complete self-indulgence!"