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Not illegally or here. Or whatever the second one is...

He got in trouble because a friend told him a racist joke, and he was just muttering it to himself, and some... ahem, African American people heard him (you should have seen it! like, 40 people surrounded him! ), and then the Vice Principal yelled at him. Now hes being stalked by people at our outside time and after school. He almost got in a fight today.

I keep saying hes going to have his a** kicked... but it hasn't happened yet. He just has the "Luck of the Devil," like I do. (means he gets out of trouble and pain all the time. I have it because for some reason, everything tends to just miss me. Today, someone threw something at the person next to me, and it whizzed like an inch past my head. Then later, someone threw a gluestick at me while I was running out of the room. Missed me again by aboot an inch ) He has it by having these mad ninja skillz.