Demongo

Batman and Alfred went on a camping trip.

As they lay down for the night, Batman said: "Alfred, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Alfred said: "I see millions and millions of stars".

Batman : "And what does that tell you?"

Alfred: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Batman: "No you idiot! Somebody stole our tent".

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Over the years I have developed strong apathy towards our peer Poison Ivvy, but, as of last week, she has really grown on me!