Father Torque

I was attempting to clean my room today and took a gander at my vast Vans shoe collection. I have been wearing Vans since the dawn of time "aka 1995" and remembered buying my first pair for the first day of Elementary school. Since this was my first pair of non-LA Gear light up shoes w/ velcro I was worried that the other kids might not adjust to my rebellious change of style. My new kicks looked fresh with a purple pair of sweatpants and matching sweatshirt so I dedicated my feet to a lifetime of comfortable Vans commitment. It seems these days that every average young person turned psuedo-Indie rockstar is wearing Vans because they are "alternative" and make you look cultured. I'm upset that my beloved shoe has become subject to a pop culture fad and that I am viewed in the same light as these imposters. So I ask you fellow Swampies, what did/do you rock that got stolen by the masses?

hahahaha. The Swamp gained poop status when points (for those who remember) became more important than posts.

Since I've been MIA for the past few years I thought it would be fitting to revamp the Father Torque image with some new pics. MJ cant touch this. http://profile.imageshack.us/user/kjen5/images/detail/#259/kjen2.jpg Strategic popcorn positioning http://profile.imageshack.us/user/kjen5/images/detail/#268/kjen3.jpg Cookin at my new house http://profile.imageshack.us/user/kjen5/images/detail/#268/kjen4.jpg Thirsty Thursday http://profile.imageshack.us/user/kjen5/images/detail/#403/kjen5.jpg New Car http://profile.imageshack.us/user/kjen5/images/detail/#148/kjen6.jpg Entertaining a lady friend http://profile.imageshack.us/user/kjen5/images/detail/#512/kjen1.jpg

:| im speechless.

wow, i had a dream about LF and totally remembered that I hadn't signed on in like 6 months. oops. :/ whats hood Swampies?

your supposed to take the roof off with your hands.... not your face.

I know, Mercer Island must have caught it from you guys because we had tons of kids out this week and they think its cause kids from our school were hangin out with Blanchet kids.

fun times at homecoming...

...because the Colonel is finger-lickin good. I have never had a non KFC avatar. Gee wiz thats neato.

Uhhh.... I was 12 when I joined. Now I'm not 12. Gee wiz thats neato. Would you like some bread with that whine?

My friends in HS are in a band called Left at the Castle. They are extremely good. Kinda like a mix between DMB (Dave Matthews Band) and Coldplay. Also, a drummer that went through my HS a few years back is a band called Shaimus. If you a Guitar Hero player you might have played their song All of This in the bonus section.

That's probably the problem. People would just think that Jason Statham is playing almost exactly the same role. Vin Diesel is not on my list of favorite actors by any means, but his prestige as an action movie star will surely draw in alot of attention, which is probably why he was picked.

My brother sent me this audio clip that has been forwarded throughout his college campus. It's a hilarious rendition of Silent Night. Here.