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  • Biography
    I am a walking mass of chemicals that was forcefully expelled from the womb a number of years ago. I will eventually grow old and fat before expiring completely, at which said state my carcass will be shoved into a box and buried beneath the earth.
  • Interests
    No.
  • Occupation
    Student
  • Current Game
    Ass Effect
  • Web Browser
    Firefox
  • Favorite LucasArts Game
    KotOR II
  • Resolution
    1024x768
  • Height in cm
    165

Contact Information

  • Homepage
    http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/steadyhand.html
  • Skype
    emperor_devon

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  1. Sabretooth

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Holy **** Devon is back!

    Stranger: hello

    Stranger: OMG WHERE

    You: http://lucasforums.com/member.php?u=117380

    You: HERE!

    Stranger: OMG

    Stranger: YOU ARE RIGHT

    You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO CELEBRATE?

    Stranger: .... I'M GOING ****ING CRAZY

    You: I JUST ATE MY CHILDREN AND AM WEARING THE FUR OF A WOLF AS UNDERWEAR

    Stranger: I JUST MURDERED A HOMELESS MAN AND ATE HIS HEART

    You: AWESOME

    Stranger: **** YEAH

    You: DEVONDEVONDEVONDEVON

    Stranger: DEVVVVONNNNN!!!!!

    You: HE'S GONNA BE READING THIS AMIGO

    You: RIGHT ON THAT PAGE, TOO

    Stranger: THIS IS ****ING CRAZY

    You: THE TECHNOLOGY BLOWS MY BRAINS OUT

    Stranger: I HAVE TO GO MASTERBATE RIGHT NOW

    You: WITH A 18-GAUGE SHOTGUN MADE OF PURE KRYPTONITE

    You: GO, GO!

    Stranger: ALRREADY DONE

    You: OMG DEVON INDUCES INSTA-FAPS!

    Stranger: OF COURSE

    You: I MUST GO NOW AND SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF THE DEVON, YOU DO SO TOO

    Stranger: I SHALL

    You have disconnected.

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