Smuggler stories

[Jackrabbit]

This was posted on the official forums. It's a bunch of stories from other Smugglers, and they're pretty damned funny. I just want you all to know that these are the things I go through everyday =).

 

Smuggler Stories

[Xx_Patman_xX]

hahaha these were hilarious! Especially the guy was asking why he wasnt getting XP from using the /dance emote....HAHAH!

[Bogey]

lol heres the quote on that

 

I meet all the morons.

 

On Eclipse, I have a few Entertainer skills picked up as my extras, so I can heal my own mind wounds and battle fatigue. It's also great when we're out in the wild in a camp, because so few people have them. Anyhow, I went to play in an awfully deserted Cantina on Talus the other night, only a few people. Someone was already there with a new character (still had on the default entertainer clothes). So I set up and start tooting away on my Fanfar when I am suddenly engaged in the most absurd /tells of my life.

 

Newb: hey r u entertainer?

 

Me: Sure am.

 

Newb: iz dancing broken right now???

 

Me: I don't know. I don't have dancing, I have music skills. But as far as I know, it's fine.

 

Newb: this sux ive been dancing for like half an hour and i didnt make any xp

 

Me: Well, if no one is watching you, you won't make healing XP, you you should make dance XP either way. Are you sure?

 

Newb: yes im sure! i would know if i made xp! duh!

 

Me: Okay, sorry, just trying to be helpful.

 

Newb: uh huh whatever.

 

The dancer then proceded to stand up and start dancing again. I sat there, stunned in front of my computer screen when I saw what he was doing. I considered explaining to him that you don't make any XP off of the /dance emote. . . but I decided I had better things to do, like go chew on some glass or pee on an electric socket.

 

Can't we put an IQ test on the front-end of these games? Seriously?

[Kaiser Isaac]

Lol thats funny but maby the person was a little kid..... but anyways i hope he learned what to do...lol i would feel sorry for him if he sat there for a couple hours more doing the /dance emot.....lol that is hilarious.......