RoyTordesLegend Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Captain Andy was lying in her bed.......the air was clammy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 (Yeah...why let a successful game die?) Little did she know that the moisture in the air, coupled with her excessive lying in bed habits, would this day or the next bring about some huge adventures of epic proportions. But she knew little, as I said before, and unwittingly picked up the phone to call her friends and ask if they wanted to go to see a movie. "Hey Ray, how's it hangin' wit ya?" she said without waiting for a "hello." A voice at the other end said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 *ray stood there.. the phone in his hands.. naked* "what do you mean by hanging? .. i just ..err.. .." a long delay followed "i think the air seems to be a bit clammy today, andy. time again for you to ask you friends if the want to go to the supa cineplex mega complex complex and see a FRREEEEAKIN' movie" ray said finally. then he made a serious face and added a short but straight "yap. i'll be with you. i'm in. i just have to get a few things together. meet me at the .. err.. where?" .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 "What do you mean Ray? I thought you were MY bitch?" (Roy starts to cry), "Can I assume that these rumours about you and the Vicars organ are true?". (Roy was listening using the phone tap he'd installed earlier!) Roy gets into his car, a supercharged 5.5 V8 MKI VW Jetta, and speeds off supersonically towards Andy's house......on the way, he notices Das Mole, apparently drunk, wandering about in the road <Thump>..... ....ahem, after dusting Das down (and taking some cash off him for a new windscreen.......Roy decides to ask Das why he's wandering around randomly......Das says:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 <cut to ray who is still on the phone> "yeah andy i know this place. ok. 2330 sounds fine. i'll meet you then at the" <cut back to das and roy> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 "Hish, Roooy, howw ARE you!?" he slurred, "Haven't had mush tiiime to ta post on Lukishforrumss...but heelll thish loomin ale from aReSeN shorrre hitsh the, er, shpot. Andon'tfergitthe HAARD melonade..." Roy took pity on the inebriated youngster and tossed him in the trunk before speeding along his way. Unfortunately, he was stopped for speeding, and the cops for some reason decided to search his car. They found Das Mole, who was sleeping VERY heavily, charged Roy with manslaughter, and threw him in the clink. "Crap," he said, as he heard the exiting jailkeeper say something about an autopsy and subsequent cremation..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 ....suddenly Das bursts through the door of the cop shop, looking a little overdone, and stinking of bacon........the cops sheepishily release Roy, but charge Das with riding in the boot of Roys car without a seatbelt........they swap places.....Roy is a free man, and Das is in clink....... Captain Andy walks in hand in hand with Ray Jones.....they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 ...are walking down the ailse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 ..struggled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 "Hey, this isn't a movie theater," said Andy, starting to turn around, but Ray saw his acquaintance and shouted, "DAS MOLE!" "Shh, he's sleeping," observed Andy. "Don't wake him up." "Oh....ok...eyh...why don't we leave him a little surprise?" So they pried the cell door open and left it that way for Das to make his escape, as soon as he saw fit. Onward they went to the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 ...on thier way to the theater, they come across a hooded, mysterious figure. With a pulley chicken in one hand, and a coupon in the other. Who won't let them get by. "WHAT ISH YOUR PROBLEM!?" Andy yelled. The hood figure replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 ..throwing off his hood... "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I want my girlfriend!" "Don't we all," said Das, who had trailed Ray and Andy out of the jail. "Why are you wearing a hood?" asked Orca Wail, suddenly appearing. "I...uh...don't know?" Guybrush replied. "Well, finally, someone who's more confused than any of us," put Roy, strangely materializing from nowhere. "Well, shoot. Now we're too late for the movie," said Andy. "Let's just go hang out at the Biggest Ball of Twine instead." But at that moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 ... Guybrush collapsed! "Crap." said Andy. What do we do now? Orca replies in a sinister tone "we have to hide the body. Quick! to the mall!" Das starts his new porsche. "Toss him in the trunk!" he says to Roy But Roy is frozen in shock, because he sees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Ray and Andy who grabbed Guybrush and throwing him onto the loading space of his colt severs truck.. "Hey.. last one who is at the Biggest Ball of Twine has lost." sqquueeeeeeeeeerrrchhzzzzeeeee .. and off they are. they take the shortcut through the woods and on their way through the woods they suddenly .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 ...see a cabin in the middle of the woods. "Looks like your standard, pyscho-inhabited cabin!" Andy says. "Let's ditch the body here...no-one will think anything of it!" They all get out to toss the body. Orca raids his pockets, and fights with Ray over the spoils. SUDDENLY....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Ernil strolled by. "See you've found my evil-looking shack. Yep. It's where I keep my corpses too. Not too bad of an idea, in my opinion, though the old trash-dump's a better place to stash them." After examining the corpse of Guybrush, Ernil was taken back in horror. "Wait for a second...this is weird. I killed Guybrush last week, and have his corpse in my shack to prove it. Since that day, I've been hiding out from Elaine. She's out for my guts, after hearing about the death of Guybrush." "You guys have got to help me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 "If Elaine wants your hide..." began Andy- "I said GUTS." he interrupted. "Whatever. If Elaine wants your guts, then you had better kill yourself now and save the trouble of enduring a fight to the death with her." "Death!" cried Orca, upon hearing her own middle name. "Oh, it's not so bad as that, is it?" Ernil asked, nervously. He had a bad feeling about this. "Erm...yeah..." put in Roy Tordes. Then suddenly he thought of something else..."Hey, if you killed Guybrush, and we killed Guybrush, where's the hole in the time-space continuum?" Roy gaped. "Oh, there it is." "No really," Das Mole said, "which one is the real Guybrush?" So they dragged out the two bodies to compare them, and everything seemed perfectly alike....until the Guybrush in the hooded robe was found to have an ID card of sorts. Instead of saying "Guybrush Threepwood," as it should, it said "Roger Wilco, Space Janitor." There was a collective gasp, and Shivermetimbers said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 ..."Guybrush and Wilco are...are...TWINS!" "Wha?!" everybody says. "Twins!! Separated...at birth!" Shiver says And just then... PS do not mock my love of Death. You're just jelous cause i'm on his good side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest miss sweetthing Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Hi everyone I am new and would like to meet a few people to talk to if that is ok with you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 She said, without actually posting. (Check her post count. it's 0) OK PEOPLE...carry on with the story. *************************************** "Seperated at birth...how odd..." replied Roy. "So if one of Guybrush's brothers turned out evil, Guybrush turned out cool, then...what's with this new guy?" *Suddenly, out of the blue, Wilco woke up from the dead* "Hmm...intruiging. By my calculations, it seems that...erm....*sniff* our current location is parallel to the antartic cove..." he stated without taking a breath. "Oh Great." Das sighed. "The family had a jerk, a cool kid, and now....a dork" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 "That's a hellofa gene pool" Orca and Andy exclaimed. "Hey! Let's ask him random crap!" Orca said, sparkling with genius. "But what about the movie!?!" Ray cries. "We can take him with us..." says Das, with a very, VERY strange grin. "Riiiight..." says Orca, and askes Roger.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roytordes'babe Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 roytordes'sbabe runs along after ray and asks if she can come to the movies too, please she says with a cheesy grin:D if not I will kill you all with my big uzi gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 "Babe" yelled Roy, shocked. "How'd you get here?" "I...*sniff*...I got on the train and I'm here now! Bobby told me." "You're drunk, aren't you babe? I TOLD you to keep away from the booze." Roy sighed. "Well, looks like she's coming along. Someone try to sober her up." replied Orca. "That'll be Ray, he know's the most about drinking." "M'kay. I'll sober her up, and then we'll hop along to the movies. From there, Ernil will find a haven from Elaine, and we'll figure out this odd dorky brother thing" Ray added. "Das...what're you doing?" Shiver noted, looking closley. "Das! DAS!" everyone yelled. Das was on the ground, cuddling up with a tiny millipede, and singing love songs in his best deep voice. "Stay away!" he snapped "And you'l live through the experience..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roytordes'babe Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 das you big wimp replies roytordes'sbabe get up and leave the insect alone, dont forget I have my big uzi and I will shoot you and the god damn lettuce eating mite, oh my I need another drink I cant take much more of this falling in love lark especially when its with a millipede. you sick individual. then roytordes'sbabe crashes to the floor completely out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Note: Quotation marks are our friends Ray casts a glance at the pile of Roy's babe huddled on the floor, and then tosses her into the trunk to sober up. Menawhile, Das and his millepede have snuck off into the trees. Andy and Orca rush after him, fearing the worst. But when they arrive, it is too late. The millipede has dragged Das into it's underground lair... They fear all hope is lost for Das until Ernil arrives and says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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