Reaper Girl Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOVIE!?!" Andy smacks him with a poster of Yufster's old avatar "Idiot! What about Das?!" Ernil thought about this, while recovering. "He'll be fine." "Yum, yum...fiiiine..." Roger mutters on the ground. "And whattdo we do about HIM??" Orca hisses. "Maybe he can help us get Das back!" Andy yells AND THEN....
RoyTordesLegend Posted October 30, 2003 Author Posted October 30, 2003 Roy returns after burning the Porsche, Colt Severs truck, and shack in a huge bonfire. Sobering up anyone who was drunk, finding the millipede a date, and randomly slapping Ern just for the hell of it.... by now everyone is together.....stuck miles from anywhere. Ray notices a horrifying co-incidence...... ....that everyone is wearing turquoise Kappa tracksuits..... ....it can only mean one thing......that......
roytordes'babe Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 Everyone was on a drunken spree and raided a shop, for the dreaded kappa tracksuits. Oh roy said roys babe, why did you let me get in this drunken state and let me wear this kappa crap and look the trainers too. Then roy replies...........
Reaper Girl Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 ..."Can't you use qoutation marks? Please?" Roy is pleading. "Hmm..." Orca is thinking. "Isn't this odd...I think there could be a time flux or something." "OH, GOD! " Enril yells. He has relized something. Some thing terrible. He turns to the little group and says...
Ernil Posted November 1, 2003 Posted November 1, 2003 "We know, Ernil. It's not that hard to realise." "Well, Ok guys. I mean, I was just trying to help. Sorry." "M'kay people, we need action" inputted Andy. "We've got a movie to catch, a millepede to kill, a Das to re-sanaty-ize, some sobering up to do, and some English Lessons to teach. What first?"
RoyTordesLegend Posted November 1, 2003 Author Posted November 1, 2003 ....at that moment, Roy stepped in again to slap Ern and bring him to his senses....."We don't need English lessons you fool!!" he exclaimed!!! ".....we need German lessons, as the film we're going to see is german, the film is:- Fettige dicke Mädchen in Leder" Ray immediately got to work coaching the motley bunch. Within half an hour, everyone was able to say "Ich möchte Ihre Toilette für eine Partei benutzen". The group felt suitably well equipped and started the long march back to the road. On the way, Das noticed a...........
Reaper Girl Posted November 1, 2003 Posted November 1, 2003 "GASP! A...a...damn, that is one HOT cocaroach!" Everyone leaps on Das and covers his eyes. and THEN...(and no and THEN!)...
roytordes'babe Posted November 1, 2003 Posted November 1, 2003 Roytordes screams at the size of the cocaroach.......He can't believe the size on it..........some one comes to calm roytordes down but who is it in that funny looking long brown mac and a weird top hat.............
Ray Jones Posted November 1, 2003 Posted November 1, 2003 greasy fat girls in leather? .. a party.. on my toilet? democrats? or socialists? what? .. ----- .... it was .. mr. potatohead! he said "hey.. you could still make it .. take the bus" .. then he suddenly disappeared. they decided that they would take the bus because obviously there was no car left and who would know a better way to come out of the wood than mr. potatohead? ... so they used andys lipstick to make up a bus stop sign and waitet for the next bus. the bus arrived and opened his doors. as the entered the bus they recognized who was the bus driver. it was the long missed millipede ..
Reaper Girl Posted November 2, 2003 Posted November 2, 2003 Das imediatly grabbed the millipide and began to sing "Music of Night" in Michael Crawford's (agh,aw,Crawford:eyemouth:*worship* ) "Hooo, boy, ain't that a pretty sight?" A deep, gutteral, rasp sounded behind them. It was... PS we need Yufster to join. That would be fun.
Alia Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 ..It was a Star Wars mod who had just stumbled in by mistake, and was trying to find a way out. The happy group surrounded him. "So....what up man?" said Roy, anxious to be friendly. "Shhhh! Look! Look at that weapon he's got!" giggled roytordes'babe. "It's a LIGHTSABER," said Orca Wail dramatically, in a know it all voice. "Erm...I was just browsing the Jedi Knight forums and suddenly I was here...in this...dirty old bar?" The Jedi-in-training seem very confused. "Oh...don't worry, sir," said Ernil with a contemptibly mischeivous look in his eye. "We'll get you back where you came from." "Yes," said Andy, "all you have to do is go through that door over there beyond the table where the three important-looking pirates are intoxicating themselves." The Padawan then proceeded to that door, opened it boldly, was met by a large kitchen pot to his head, fell unconcious, and was dragged inside by his feet. A minute later a large SPLASH was heard. "Cook's in a fine humor today," remarked Shivers nonchalantly. Then Roy spotted Das again. This time he was....
Reaper Girl Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 ...cheating on the millipide. The millipide, who's name is Pete, is storming off, muttering about a lawsuit and toilets. No one can believe what Das is doing...er...doing... Das is flirting with.........
RoyTordesLegend Posted November 5, 2003 Author Posted November 5, 2003 ...everyones good friend Carl, Das is flirting with Carl!! Mr and Mrs Tordes are canoodling in the corner, whilst Ray thumbs through an edition of the 1975 Littlewoods catalogue, focusing particularly on the huge pants section..... .....Das, realising that his flirtation with everyones good friend Carl was doomed to failure (Carl muttered something about Das being an 'ass hole', and how the rules of the forum don't apply when you've been in the woods), tried to call back Pete the Millipede. Pete was having none of this and slapped Das in the face (with all his hands/feet), Das was inconsoleable. Everyone piles into the 'unisex toilets' under advice from Ray, who figured it would be as good a meeting place as any. After a group discussion, the slovenly bunch decide to be more focused, stop dating insects, playing with lipstick and generally messing around, and get on to the important business of getting to the cinema and watching "Fettige dicke Mädchen in Leder". ....but oh no, while the gang have been in the toilet, they've been transported through time and space to everyones good friend Carls house...........Ray suggests that the group rape and pillage. das points out that rape is not the done thing, and was impossible because of the fact there was noone else in the house. Roy suggested that we drop the rape idea as it was rather tasteless and sterotypical. RoyTordes'Babe then suggested that the gang stick to leaving everyones good friend Carls freezer door open (hee hee), whilst continuing the looting and pillageing.........while rummaging through everyones good friend Carls drawers, the gang are horrified to find.......
Reaper Girl Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 ...the rotting remains of the Grim Reaper, in a plastic bag! ...under the bag is several pairs of panties... Orca threw herself in tears on the remains, while Ray threw himself in glee on the panties, and Das just threw himself. Andy suddenly also found...
Ray Jones Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 .. everyones friend carls bathroom. "wow." andy was impressed. "he even has a computer in front of the bowl!" .. "BOWL??" Ray listened up. his favourite game ever was 'the big dark deep unknown' TUM TUMM TUUUUUMMMMM!!! .. now he sees his chance. but how to get andy and pete, who was extremly usable helping to hack the computer because he could type as fast as noone else, away from that darn computer so that he can play 'the big dark deep unknown' TUM TUMM TUUUUUMMMMM!!! with the bowl? thinking about the solution he forgot about the game and suddenly found himself upstairs in everyones friend carls bedroom where he found a tv set and a nintendo 64. he called roy and das to come and bring the chips, beer and the blunts. "here i have a copy of diddy kong racing with me, lets have a race and eat chips and drink beer and *cough* on everyones friend carls bed" he said after roy and das came upstairs. the race was on and ...
roytordes'babe Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 Roy'sbabe tells roy she needs to speak to him about something important, an hour passed and ray was wondering where roy had gone, das also said carl can replace roy, ray wasn't having any of it......ray said to das we should go and look, das then repied "where do we look first" then ray that they could be...............
Reaper Girl Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 ...miles away already, either now in a tropical paradise or getting qoutation mark transplants for babe... Das knows though, that Carl can never replace Roy. Who he really ever wanted was always Roy. And now his quest for Roy began... ...Meanwhile, Shivers and Andy get into an argument over spam, and Orca is running around with the rotting remains in her backpack.... ...and...um...something...yeah...uh...happend...and....uh.....
roytordes'babe Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 Roy's babe shouts at das "you will never get roy he is mine and I will kill you with my uzi if I have to do hand off man" so then das replies to roy,s babe............
Alia Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 "OMG! SHIVERS TURNED INTO AN EVIL PURPLE TENTACLE! AND ANDY IS A MONSTER TOO!" Every stared...not at Shivers and Andy but at Das Mole, for his uncharacteristic use of capitals. So Andy (who had transformed into a blue-eyed priestess with weird abilities named Alia) and Shivers got into another fight, but this time is was all about taking over the world. DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUM!
Ray Jones Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 "you mean TUM TUM TUUUUUMMMM!!!" throws ray in. .. "and what about the movie? oh geez.. this all turns out to be like one of those mushroom trips roy is always talking about." meanwhile roy is talking about a mushroom trip he had a while ago and that he does not know if its over at this point or will go on for some weeks.. das asked "how much have you consumed exactly?" .. but roy was already up counting the buglegs walking up and down on everyones best friend carls wall. andy remembered her plans and that she will need loads of money to succeed so she is up to search everyones friend carls house for any valueables to take with. "ay carumba!" was to hear from the bath. pete the millipede has hacked everyones friend carls computer. rt'babe smiled...
roytordes'babe Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 Hey people are we going to the movies or what and stuff the damn millipede, we will miss the film so are we going or not said roy's babe:D
Ray Jones Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 "colors!" roy moaned. "all those colors!" ray looked around .. "i actually thought we were in b/w?" "err.." said roy. ..
Alia Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 Meanwhile, Alia and Shiv joined forces and took over the world.
roytordes'babe Posted November 10, 2003 Posted November 10, 2003 But then roys babe jumps about waving a big knife and goes on a mad killing spree, killing everyone in sight.
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