Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Chris I've decided to join the forums. Love, Dana >>oh and to everyone who isn't Ernil: * I'm Dana from the city that knows no bounds - Omaha, Nebraska. (that's the USA) * Right now I'm watching Transformers because it's the only thing on TV and I'm looking forward to a quick trip to Taco Bell. * In fact, I might as well add that I eat very unhealthily but maintain a beautiful physique, just ask Chris (Ernil Pherianath). * My personality has been meticulously and thoughtfully sculpted by the magic of Ron Gilbert and Tim Schafer. * You're all strongly encouraged to ask me questions. Favorite color, favorite food item, favorite method of tossing good-sized dogs, etc. >>to Captain Andy: I'm really not one of those idiot douchebags (can i say that?) who tells penis jokes. At least not in front of people I don't know real well. Please accept my apology. Above all, let the love flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 You're greatly accepted here, Burger. Sit down, take your shoes off, and have a tremendous time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roytordes'babe Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Hi dana, I wish I could eat what I wanted without worring I will put on weight, you make me sick...............ha ha ha, anyway nice to meet you, speak to you soon. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger >>to Captain Andy: I'm really not one of those idiot douchebags (can i say that?) who tells penis jokes. At least not in front of people I don't know real well. Please accept my apology. I'm pretty sure you mean me....don't worry, and welcome to Life and how to live it! Someone greater than I am is sure to give you a welcome basket of sorts....so yeah... ...Tim Schafer. You. Are. My. Friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roytordes'babe Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I have never heard a one of your jokes captain andy. go on please tell give us all a laugh. I don't think you can post things like that though........can you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 You are my friend too. Ron Gilbert is great. But Tim Schafer is better. Bill Tiller is a fantastic artist O_O I love the way he uses colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 I like Monkey Island. Honestly now how often does someone post that? >>Note: Tim may be better than Ron, but Ron is far more beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I've never seen Ron. Do his eyes sparkle like a million stars in the night? Are his smiles like little rays of sunshine, or beams of moonlight that lay a magical pathway across the sky? Do his jokes make you laugh milk out of your nose? When I move to the US, I'm gonna be constantly on the look out for job openings in Double Fine, LucasArts and... uh, damn, that other place. Wassitcalled. And if I ever did apply for a job at Double Fine I don't know whether I'd be able to look them in the eye. I mean, what if I knock on the door, or do whatever it is that american people do, like use the intercom or look into a camera or whatever, and somebody opens the door, or perhaps American people have offices, and I stand there and say, "I'm here about the programming/art position" and the guy goes, "Okay. First door on the right." And I'm like, "Okay" so I go in and there is Tim Schafer, and I'm like, "Hi" and he's like, "What's your name?" And I sort of mumble something, but he goes, "Sorry, I didn't catch that?" And I mumble it again and scratch my head as I try to hide the words, and he sort of leans forward and tilts his head and goes, "What?" And I kind of say it a bit louder, "Rusalka Clarke, and he pauses and you can see the look on his face as he tries to connect the name with something, from not so long ago, and then there's a silence and I say, "Should I sit down?" And he sort of squints at me and looks at his computer and clicks a few buttons and then you can see RUSALKA - YUFSTER@YADGADHGAD.COM reflected in his widened eyes as he finally realized who I am, and then he looks up and goes, "I'm sorry, we don't employ fans." And I'm like, "But Bill Tiller liked Lucasarts before they employed him!" And he says, "Yes, but he didn't spam them with useless email and then talk non-stop about George Lucas for six weeks on a forum." And I'm like, "I was psyched about Psychonauts! I did that with Final Fantasy, once!" And he goes, "Sorry, kid. I heard the Deli around the corner is looking for somebody to serve hot buns." And I'm like ,"But my work visa only allows me to work in art related positions! I'll be deported back to Ireland tomorrow if I don't get a job now!" And he's like, "Ha ha ha, sorry about that." And I'm like, "But I'm a good artist! I studied in one of the top three colleges in the world! I took a two year course in Games design too! I'm fully qualified and I've already had a year in the games industry in Torc Interactive, and I've been a member of an amatuer games community for years!" And he says, "Gosh, and you would have been so great if only you hadn't been a fan girl. Mind the step on the--- whoops, too late." And he slams the door after me, and as I stand in the street I see it is raining and getting dark, and my portfolio is all over the ground getting wet, and as I turn to make one last plea, I hear the sound of manic laughter coming from inside the building, and I turn slowly away and make my way to the nearest airport. What if that happens, Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 let's make sweet love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 There he is, in full glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 it's almost as good as child porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 ... errrm. Welcome! *Me Eats Burger.* MMMMMMMM. i like quetzals. some people collect stamps. Ron Girlbert is a genius, he wouldnt have allowed MI4 to be 3D... or WOULD he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 ...anime... uh huh... i won't make fun (regan pufall) anime is supposedly pretty high quality (regan pufall) and i never really took to it anyway (regan pufall!) so i don't have any ground to stand on when i poke fun (regan!!) accept my apoligies (PUFALL!!!) gotta go eat dinner - i'll brb later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Regan Pufall is a Lord of the Rings Lover, and I've always thought that I have to be nice to him because of it. I don't enjoy anime personally, but it looks impossible to draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Um... he actually looks a bit like David Boreanaz. But that's not the point. The point is, he's not smiling. And I dare you to find one picture of Schafer where he isn't either smiling, or making a face. That's why Tim is better than Ron. And Phrenopolis kicks ass too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Nah. Too much smile. There we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 that was during ron's "Skeletal Demon Assassin" phase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I know half the people in ireland. That's like 20 whole people. Ha Ha! But seriously. I know way too many people who just don't smile. What is so hard about smiling? It's easy, and it makes you look happy, and so that makes people around you happy. Dude. A smile goes a mile! A grinner is a winner! A beam-- well anyway. I don't know Tim, or Ron, so it's not fair for me to compare them. So I guess that makes me a really unfair person. Because I say Tim is cooler, and as well as that, Tim is: 2. Funnier than Ron 3. More Creative than Ron 6. Awesome 9. More thoughtful to his fan base 5. Something else, I forget So stick that in your pipe and choke on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 you aren't smiling in that one picture. hypocrite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 No, see, it happens to be a good picture of me, in that it hides my horrible features and actually makes me look nice. So since I'd shown you all my hideous made-up nazi face.... It was meant to be in humour. As in, incredibly vain. You see? Every other picture I posted here has either been me 4. Advertising Sprite 6. Cross-Eyed 2. Grinning like a chesire cat or, 33. Thinking whilst rubbing my chin. Hang on. Wait. I don't know what you are talking about. I am grinning like crazy in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Dear Lord! I've just noticed! Ron and Time look EXACTLY alike. I guess you have to look like that to be in the business. And you have to look like that to be a genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Ernil I don't enjoy anime personally, but it looks impossible to draw. http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/sessh/pockyplease.jpg Made by an anime fan. a FAN. Talent these people have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Cool. By that same logic, I look like Bill Clinton. And yes, I am so smiling in that one picture. You suck, Mr Burger! You're not even good enough to be a MCDONALDS burger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 [GASP] McDonald's is the scum of the earth... and why do I suck? I'd argue if I knew where I was expected to stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I uh, I changed my mind. You kick ass. I explained this on another thread, somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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