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Chris I've decided to join the forums.

 

Love,

Dana

 

 

>>oh and to everyone who isn't Ernil:

 

* I'm Dana from the city that knows no bounds - Omaha, Nebraska. (that's the USA)

 

* Right now I'm watching Transformers because it's the only thing on TV and I'm looking forward to a quick trip to Taco Bell.

 

* In fact, I might as well add that I eat very unhealthily but maintain a beautiful physique, just ask Chris (Ernil Pherianath).

 

* My personality has been meticulously and thoughtfully sculpted by the magic of Ron Gilbert and Tim Schafer.

 

* You're all strongly encouraged to ask me questions. Favorite color, favorite food item, favorite method of tossing good-sized dogs, etc.

 

 

>>to Captain Andy:

 

I'm really not one of those idiot douchebags (can i say that?) who tells penis jokes. At least not in front of people I don't know real well. Please accept my apology.

 

 

 

 

 

Above all,

let the love flow.

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Originally posted by Mr.Burger

>>to Captain Andy:

 

I'm really not one of those idiot douchebags (can i say that?) who tells penis jokes. At least not in front of people I don't know real well. Please accept my apology.

I'm pretty sure you mean me....don't worry, and welcome to Life and how to live it! Someone greater than I am is sure to give you a welcome basket of sorts....so yeah...

 

...Tim Schafer.

You. Are. My. Friend.

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I've never seen Ron.

 

Do his eyes sparkle like a million stars in the night? Are his smiles like little rays of sunshine, or beams of moonlight that lay a magical pathway across the sky? Do his jokes make you laugh milk out of your nose?

 

When I move to the US, I'm gonna be constantly on the look out for job openings in Double Fine, LucasArts and... uh, damn, that other place. Wassitcalled. And if I ever did apply for a job at Double Fine I don't know whether I'd be able to look them in the eye. I mean, what if I knock on the door, or do whatever it is that american people do, like use the intercom or look into a camera or whatever, and somebody opens the door, or perhaps American people have offices, and I stand there and say, "I'm here about the programming/art position" and the guy goes, "Okay. First door on the right." And I'm like, "Okay" so I go in and there is Tim Schafer, and I'm like, "Hi" and he's like, "What's your name?" And I sort of mumble something, but he goes, "Sorry, I didn't catch that?" And I mumble it again and scratch my head as I try to hide the words, and he sort of leans forward and tilts his head and goes, "What?" And I kind of say it a bit louder, "Rusalka Clarke, and he pauses and you can see the look on his face as he tries to connect the name with something, from not so long ago, and then there's a silence and I say, "Should I sit down?" And he sort of squints at me and looks at his computer and clicks a few buttons and then you can see RUSALKA - YUFSTER@YADGADHGAD.COM reflected in his widened eyes as he finally realized who I am, and then he looks up and goes, "I'm sorry, we don't employ fans." And I'm like, "But Bill Tiller liked Lucasarts before they employed him!" And he says, "Yes, but he didn't spam them with useless email and then talk non-stop about George Lucas for six weeks on a forum." And I'm like, "I was psyched about Psychonauts! I did that with Final Fantasy, once!" And he goes, "Sorry, kid. I heard the Deli around the corner is looking for somebody to serve hot buns." And I'm like ,"But my work visa only allows me to work in art related positions! I'll be deported back to Ireland tomorrow if I don't get a job now!" And he's like, "Ha ha ha, sorry about that." And I'm like, "But I'm a good artist! I studied in one of the top three colleges in the world! I took a two year course in Games design too! I'm fully qualified and I've already had a year in the games industry in Torc Interactive, and I've been a member of an amatuer games community for years!" And he says, "Gosh, and you would have been so great if only you hadn't been a fan girl. Mind the step on the--- whoops, too late." And he slams the door after me, and as I stand in the street I see it is raining and getting dark, and my portfolio is all over the ground getting wet, and as I turn to make one last plea, I hear the sound of manic laughter coming from inside the building, and I turn slowly away and make my way to the nearest airport.

 

What if that happens, Andy? :(

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...anime... uh huh...

 

 

i won't make fun (regan pufall)

anime is supposedly pretty high quality (regan pufall)

and i never really took to it anyway (regan pufall!)

so i don't have any ground to stand on when i poke fun (regan!!)

accept my apoligies (PUFALL!!!)

 

gotta go eat dinner - i'll brb later.

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Um... he actually looks a bit like David Boreanaz.

 

But that's not the point.

 

The point is, he's not smiling.

 

And I dare you to find one picture of Schafer where he isn't either smiling, or making a face.

 

That's why Tim is better than Ron.

 

And Phrenopolis kicks ass too :)

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I know half the people in ireland. That's like 20 whole people. Ha Ha!

 

But seriously. I know way too many people who just don't smile. What is so hard about smiling? It's easy, and it makes you look happy, and so that makes people around you happy. Dude. A smile goes a mile! A grinner is a winner! A beam-- well anyway.

 

I don't know Tim, or Ron, so it's not fair for me to compare them. So I guess that makes me a really unfair person. Because I say Tim is cooler, and as well as that, Tim is:

 

2. Funnier than Ron

3. More Creative than Ron

6. Awesome

9. More thoughtful to his fan base

5. Something else, I forget

 

 

So stick that in your pipe and choke on it!

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No, see, it happens to be a good picture of me, in that it hides my horrible features and actually makes me look nice. So since I'd shown you all my hideous made-up nazi face.... It was meant to be in humour. As in, incredibly vain. You see?

 

Every other picture I posted here has either been me

 

4. Advertising Sprite

6. Cross-Eyed

2. Grinning like a chesire cat or,

33. Thinking whilst rubbing my chin.

 

Hang on. Wait. I don't know what you are talking about. I am grinning like crazy in that picture.

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