Druid Bremen Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Well, I woke up in the middle of the night, and drank some hot water. Is that heartwarming? Oh and, you are so evil, Tyrion and Obi! You should be ashamed of yourselves! I was like when I saw that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcelsioN Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Yes...erm..heartwarming. Sure. More like heartwarmingly evil. Or maybe just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 MWA HAHAHAHA!! Thats great. Me and some friends were leaving the mall cuz we got done shopping. We seen this guy who looked REAL cold. So I busted him in the face with a half-frozen waterballoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kain MWA HAHAHAHA!! Thats great. Me and some friends were leaving the mall cuz we got done shopping. We seen this guy who looked REAL cold. So I busted him in the face with a half-frozen waterballoon. Muahahaha! Thats great, but nothing compared to this: I was walking along downtown, cold and alone. I saw a homeless guy. He let me into his cardboard box for shelter. He said he'd be back soon, as he left to get some rats for dinner. I nodded, and pretended to get back to sleep. When he was out of sight, I burned the box and all his belongings. I hid behind a building to see his reaction. He looked towards the heavens as a tear went from his face, onto the ground, and froze... Heartwarming...eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Acrylic Muahahaha! Thats great, but nothing compared to this: I was walking along downtown, cold and alone. I saw a homeless guy. He let me into his cardboard box for shelter. He said he'd be back soon, as he left to get some rats for dinner. I nodded, and pretended to get back to sleep. When he was out of sight, I burned the box and all his belongings. I hid behind a building to see his reaction. He looked towards the heavens as a tear went from his face, onto the ground, and froze... Heartwarming...eh? ah, such kind people we have at these forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by obi-wan13 I just thought I'd post a heartfelt Christmas story, being that time of the year. I was doing my last minute shopping at the mall today for my friends. The mall was crowded, with all types of people. I noticed, on a bench, a small child. He had his hands on his face and he was crying. The child looked like he hadn't had a decent meal in a few days, or a bath. Despite that, I walked up to the boy and put my hand on his shoulder. "Whats the matter, son?" I asked the child. "Well, let me explain." He said. "My dad is a real mean drunk, and my mother is in a wheelchair, and my baby sister is too young to go off by herself, so my dad gave me two $100 bills to do the Christmas shopping for my family. So, I came here." "Well, why are you crying?" I asked him. "Well.." he replied, "Just a moment ago, I was robbed. A man took one of my $100 bills." He said, and then began to cry again. "Oh my lord, son!" I exclaimed. "Didn't you cry out for help?" I asked him. "Yes sir, I did." He said. "Well, how loud did you yell?" I asked him. He said: "Like this.." and then he let out a really small yelp that couldn't even be heard by the best listener on the planet. "Is that as loud as you can yell, son?" I asked him. "Yes sir, it is." He said, with a frown. So I took his other $100 bill. Are you sure you're not his dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Oh man... I seen a half-drunk homeless guy today. He nodded at me and wished me a Merry Christmas. So, I tripped him and kicked snow into his face for a few minutes before ripping off his coat and running gleafully home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 funny story but the things kain and acrylic did were freaking sadistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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