Battle of the Fat Hobbits: Deac V Wilson - Deac (Deac Starkiller) vs. Captain Wilson (Kaildor)

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune to deal 9 points of damage. Deac Starkiller tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Kaildor shouts:

hhahahahaha

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune, but failed to do any damage to Kaildor. Kaildor begins to taunt Deac Starkiller! Deac Starkiller's anger grows by 13.

Deac Starkiller shouts:

This has only begun!

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune, but failed to do any damage to Deac Starkiller. Deac Starkiller begins to taunt Kaildor! Kaildor's anger grows by 15.

Kaildor blasts:

a-shoe-a

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller shouts:

Hung-phwai!

 

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune, but failed to do any damage to Deac Starkiller. Deac Starkiller begins to taunt Kaildor! Kaildor's anger grows by 14.

Kaildor taunts:

*anime pose*

galic gun!

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune, but failed to do any damage to Kaildor. Kaildor begins to taunt Deac Starkiller! Deac Starkiller's anger grows by 13.

Deac Starkiller shouts:

Why can these swords not seem to hit!

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune, but Deac Starkiller dodged! Kaildor's anger grows by 11.

Kaildor shouts:

quick kick to the happy sacks

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller tried to use his fists. However, Kaildor's armor deflected the blow and Deac Starkiller was injured. Deac Starkiller lost 1 HP.

Deac Starkiller blasts:

Taste my Tae-Kwon-Do!

[Captain Wilson]

Uh-oh, looks like someone got mad. Kaildor used his Masamune to deal 10 points of damage. Deac Starkiller tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Kaildor blasts:

a-boot-a

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune to deal 10 points of damage. Kaildor tried to dodge, but was not successful.

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune, but failed to do any damage to Deac Starkiller. Deac Starkiller begins to taunt Kaildor! Kaildor's anger grows by 10.

Kaildor blasts:

chaaaaaaaaaaaarge!

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune, but Kaildor dodged! Deac Starkiller's anger grows by 15.

Deac Starkiller blasts:

'Ave it!

 

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune to deal 8 points of damage. Deac Starkiller tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Kaildor taunts:

yer basterds yer!

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune to deal 7 points of damage. Kaildor tried to dodge, but was not successful.

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune to deal 10 points of damage. Deac Starkiller tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Kaildor blasts:

heebs is gay. yes gay. the little git

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune to deal 10 points of damage. Kaildor tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Deac Starkiller blasts:

Oh, worried about losing so blaming your trouble on Hebron?

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune to deal 9 points of damage. Deac Starkiller tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Kaildor taunts:

you shall never slay me...unless you slay me!

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used the potion "Elixir" to gain full HP and MA. "I've never felt better", says Deac Starkiller.

Deac Starkiller blasts:

Deal with this!

[Captain Wilson]

Kaildor used his Masamune to deal 9 points of damage. Deac Starkiller tried to dodge, but was not successful.

Kaildor jabs:

ah shit

[Deac]

Deac Starkiller used his Masamune to deal 8 points of damage. Kaildor tried to dodge, but was not successful. Kaildor has died!!

Deac Starkiller jabs:

I ain't going down that easy!

 

[Captain Wilson]

Deac Starkiller was awarded $0 for winning the battle.