Curt-Man Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 A: they are two-toed sloths in police unifroms and yes, they do include three-toed sloths wearing firemen outfits! Q: what's wiht the sloths in the authority uniforms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 A: They're sick of uncleaned houses. Q: A sloth??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 A: a sloth? did have a cloth? was it with a moth i did not know of the sloth with the moth or the cloth, did you? Q: well? did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzyfreaker Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Yes, 42 Q: Should i sneeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: only if the sloths allow it Q: sneezing feels good but it sometimes hurts, do you ever get pointy boogers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: uh yea sure why not Q: are boogers little green men that live in your nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzyfreaker Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 no, that's you Q: Do you like Rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: yes i especially like throwing them at your head and thats why people say you have rocks in your head. Q: are rocks little hard people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: That's a REALLY stupid question. Q:Why won't my ****ing game just ****ing work for ****s sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: becuase your using to many astrexes(*) Q: ever heard of the geame called astrix and obelix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: Yes Q:I only ****ing did that because the ****ing forums automatically censore it! i meant to say ****!!! Woops that wasn't really a question now was it? Alright: Real Q: So what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 A: why Q: are we little people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 only if your small i sat on my dads guitar, am an idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A: no you were just trying to play a guitar with your butt Q: are guitars strings their hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzyfreaker Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 No, it's just their shoelaces Q: Do you want fries with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A: yes but make them FRENCH fries not the fastfood mcdonalds or burger king kind Q: i just ate cereal will my brain work now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A:possibly, bit only if it wasn't count chocula, that cereal makes you go wonky Q: hmmm count chocula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A: a vampire thats obsessed with chocolate Q: why do we sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A: see you misunderstand its not why do we wsleep but rather how and when, why is irrelevent Q: why am i trying to talk like morphius/yoda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HalfSwedeLarz Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 A: because one night you were drunk and were watching the matrix on one TV and SW on the other and now its jammed in your mind Q: is yoda a gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 A: An animated garden gnome. Q: How do you animate a garden gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 A: You don't.You make them do it themselves. Q: Am i asleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 A:alseep are you not? yeessss, asleep your not Q: what if i stood outside during a firestorm an wore nothing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 A: People would call the cops and they'd arrest you for being nude before you'd have the time to burn to ashes. Q: What if you did wear clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzyfreaker Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Then i would tap dance with a dead monkey Q: Where do i find a dead monkey in Norway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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