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A TIE bomber? *cracks up laughing*

 

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At last we will have revenge.

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Guest Redwing

It LOOKS cool. But so does a Z-95.

 

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Oh c'mon! i just bought it! it's so cool!!! Bombing space stations after refueling there is sure funny! the people are like "Whoa, nice piece of garbage you got there!" and so i say, "Well, at least it's not some space station where there's a sewer!" and then i target their sewer system, and all the waste leaks out into outer space and then they send these zero-g pooper-troopers out to clean it up! it's so funny!

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AAAHHHH!!!!!!! *hits the thrust on his swoop and comes crashing into the cantina, then grabs his imperial repeater rifle and hops off the swoop* Whoa! good thing that was only glass i ran into, my swoop would've been destroyed! *everybody looks over Kioet's direction* Alright, you wanna look at me, that's going to cost ya 5 credits a piece, c'mon hand it over! Wait a second, this isn't the right cantina! Where's Cracken? strange-looking guy: you did know that you're in a museum and you DID break one of my most valuable collections, right?

 

Well, uh sir, it was just an honest ahem mistake, you SHOULD have put that valuable somewhere away from the window, any thief could just come in here and stolen it.

 

stranger: Well they didn't did they? You broke it, so you're going to replace it. That was my Krayt Dragon's Tooth, a great jedi knight gave it to my grandfather for a blaster, and he in turn gave it to my dad, and my dad gave it to me.

 

Who was this Jedi Knight's name?

 

strange: Qui-Gon Jinn

 

Oh, well i don't know him, and I'm definetly not stupid enough to hunt a krayt dragon. So, would you like anything else instead?

 

stranger: Yes, i'll take your Imperial Landing Craft.

 

NEVER!

 

stranger: Fine, then you DIE!!!!!

 

*grabs imperial repeater rifle and smashes it over the stranger's head, then hops into swoop and takes off to the REAL cantina*

 

 

 

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Well, what da you know I'm alive. I guess my X-Wing didn't blow up. *Looks around finding himself in the cockpit of an X-Wing but nothing else. My mistake I guess my X-Wing did blow up. Luckly I accidently had my cockpit reinforce three times when I typed the wrong number on the custom specifications. Well I better use the cockpit engines to get back and hop into a new X-Wing. *Jumps into hyperspace and is joined by 4 more X-Wings escorting him.*

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Guest Redwing

Whatever happened to page ten????

 

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Guest rebel alliance

I didn't it said all feilds weren't fille dou so I hit back and put in my name and password i didn't do it perpously

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Guest Redwing

BACK ON STORY PLEASE

 

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Guest Redwing

Originally posted by Grand_Admiral_Ice:

OOS

When I ask, I don't get an answer but when redwall asks he gets an immediate answer. This is racism.

 

Who are you calling Redwall, and what do you mean racism, what are you some kind of human?

And who pays attention to you anyway? tongue.gif

 

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we are actually part of a secret organization setup to improve the internet economy by frequenting pages that survive off advertising. sometimes we are ordered to coordinate or visits to give the appearence of peak times in which advertising is more valuable...its a shame that having told you all of this we must kill you now. frown.gif

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