The Bard Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 said: "WHATEVA!". CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WhATEVER!
The Bard Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 gay and like to have plenty of dogs in my living room'''So here we understand that he considered his ex-wife, the beautiful kjolen, nothing but a mere pet. No wonder he treated her nice.
PoM Posted August 23, 2005 Author Posted August 23, 2005 He had 3 dogs and 5 dogs and 2 dogs and K-Jo
PoM Posted August 23, 2005 Author Posted August 23, 2005 Said the Bard, and then decided to never say "said piece of metal" ever again or anything that reminds of it.
The Bard Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Thought piece of metal. As you see piece of metal was having quite and interesting conversation in his mind.
PoM Posted August 24, 2005 Author Posted August 24, 2005 ...And then The Bard decided to continue the story about Billy by writing
The Bard Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 : Billy then left wherever he was and continued looking for his arch enemy. When he found him his arch enemy said:
The Bard Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 '''Hello, Billy you idiot, i am here to give you the worst day of your ****ing life''
The Bard Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 ''Bily, YOU IDIOT!!!! I"M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SECOND WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE" AND THIS IS WHAT IN FACT HE SAID. BECAUSE IF NOT RIGHT THE ****ING STORY AS YOU LIKE IT!
PoM Posted August 25, 2005 Author Posted August 25, 2005 (It's spelled write, but anyway) Then Billy got really scared and...
PoM Posted August 25, 2005 Author Posted August 25, 2005 While eating the puding, his arch enemy started getting really annoyed because Billy seemed to ignore him, so he said to Billy that...
The Bard Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 he would shoot his leg and then the other and then his arms and then he would cut off his tongues.
PoM Posted September 4, 2005 Author Posted September 4, 2005 Both of them, actually, but apparently Billy...
90SK Posted September 4, 2005 Posted September 4, 2005 Leapt at his attacker from behind (somehow)! He began throttling his foe, as the villain bucked here and there trying to dislodge his would-be adversary. Finally he succeeded, and hit Billy square across the face. Billy stumbled, and then returned fire with two more hits in the face and abdomen. His attacker wheeled, stumbling onto a nearby fire escape. HE turned and retreated upwards, Billy giving chase. They resumed fighting as they found themselves at the top of the winding stairs, leading to a vast rooftop. Billy aimed a flying kick at his opponent. He missed, and the foe grabbed his leg and spun heaved him to the ground. Before Billy had the chance to recover, The fop began dragging Billy towards the roof's edge...
PoM Posted September 4, 2005 Author Posted September 4, 2005 ...Of DOOM!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven Billy would jump in the air and make 8 perfectly perfect somersaults(sp?) while whistling "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards in slow motion. Then they went back to reality and realized that they where only talking about that, so they started acting it out in real life, but when Billy came to the roof's edge of DOOM!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven, he started to doubt he would be able to do 8 perfectly perfect somersaults(sp?) while whistling "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards in slow motion, so his arch-enemy said: I consider this considerably considerable! Then Billy...
The Bard Posted September 5, 2005 Posted September 5, 2005 Billy tryed out that 5 finger thing...you know the one in Kill Bill...but it didn't work!! SO.....
The Bard Posted September 5, 2005 Posted September 5, 2005 And said to his enemy...''PLEASE, DON"t"'!!! HAVE MERCY UPON ME!!! AND I GET DOWN ON MY NNEES!!""
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