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Uugh, ooh, aaah, I hate slashes. Leave them characters alone.

 

It's not homophobia, it's just in fact usually the character designers and concept developers don't plan for their characters to get it on with characters of the other gender in poorly written slash stories written by 12-14 year olds.

 

That's as non-vulgar as I can get that rant. Usually on that subject I explode.

 

*dark jak noises*

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH, VEGERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

 

Also, Dogen/Dr. Loboto.

 

OH YES, TRY AND SLEEP TONIGHT. I HAVE RUINED YOUR VIEWS ON REALITY.

 

You make me want to commit suicide. ='(

 

The other parts I agree with. (what's worse is when you say you don't particularly enjoy slash, you usually get called a homophobe)

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I came up with two fics so far...

 

The first one is a "What ever happen to Dr. Loboto and Crispin?" fic. I'm thinking up the whole thing...

 

The second fic takes place five years before the game. Ford Cruller sends Sasha and Milla on a mission to track down a psychic outlaw that Ford once fought (as mention in the game). The two agents teams up with my character, Sarah Valentine (who is also tracking down the man). This one isn't a Mary-Sue.

 

Right now, I'm working on a Psychonauts roleplay (which is WIP).

 

Psychonauts RP sounds pretty fun. Should be cool, eh?

 

I'm not sure how to make a Psychonauts Mary-Sue...

 

"My parents are dead!" (wait, that's been taken.)

 

"I'm TORMENTED." (...crap. Taken.)

 

"I have powers that set me apart!" (I'm not going to say anything.)

 

"I have WINGS!" *beautiful jade eyes sparkle as she flips her long, strawberry colored hair* (Hmm... that could work.)

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Psychonauts RP sounds pretty fun. Should be cool, eh?

 

I'm not sure how to make a Psychonauts Mary-Sue...

 

"My parents are dead!" (wait, that's been taken.)

 

"I'm TORMENTED." (...crap. Taken.)

 

"I have powers that set me apart!" (I'm not going to say anything.)

 

"I have WINGS!" *beautiful jade eyes sparkle as she flips her long, strawberry colored hair* (Hmm... that could work.)

*laughs at the Mary-Sue quotes* I never know what a Mary-Sue was until I looked it up on Google. After reading and researching, I worked on my characters and try not to make them like that.

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Psychonauts RP sounds pretty fun. Should be cool, eh?

 

I'm not sure how to make a Psychonauts Mary-Sue...

 

"My parents are dead!" (wait, that's been taken.)

 

"I'm TORMENTED." (...crap. Taken.)

 

"I have powers that set me apart!" (I'm not going to say anything.)

 

"I have WINGS!" *beautiful jade eyes sparkle as she flips her long, strawberry colored hair* (Hmm... that could work.)

 

Shivers. I wonder if I've ever made a Mary Sue character. Shoot me if I ever do...unless I'm making fun of them...then thats ok.

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*laughs at the Mary-Sue quotes* I never know what a Mary-Sue was until I looked it up on Google. After reading and researching, I worked on my characters and try not to make them like that.

 

There are several Mar-Sue tests online. You know, to see if your character has any Sue-esque traits. Usually it has to do with personality, hair color, eye color...

 

Mary-Sues have a way of making you feel ugly.

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i read my first marry sue a few years ago, and its the main reason i turned to slash

-.-;;; sad isnt it?[/quote

 

Lol ^^

 

There is of course a way to make a boy a mary sue character as well...It's just a little harder. Ew...I can actually think of a character of mine which may be that way. O well...I was going to destroy that story anyways...i haven't updated it in MONTHS.

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i read my first marry sue a few years ago, and its the main reason i turned to slash

-.-;;; sad isnt it?

 

Not really. Everyone has to learn how to write. I still don't read slash-unless its canon. It would be like taking a horrible, mean girl and turning her into a flower loving elf. Warping the character's personality.

 

SOMETIMES (barely any of the time, of course) I read Mary-Sue fics for fun. They're just so... stupid sounding ya' know?

 

"I-I'm sorry... I d-didn't mean to fall on you! O, my... what an awkward position!" Azreal said before adjust her sleeve, which had falling down her shoulder. Her beeeee-uuuutiful purple hair shimmered and bounced up and down as she tilted her head, closing her incredible sapphire eyes. Her hair wasn't the only thing bouncing, that was for sure.'

 

Hey, that was great! No wonder there are so many Sues wandering around! Look at how easy they are to write!

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o0... um, yes. well, i try to find the in-character fics mostly... thats why i have such a hard time finding them.... and mary-sues can twist characters out of shape just as much as slash. take sasuke from naruto. all the sues they have for him make him act like an emo-sissy. hes not. and the people that write it worry me... but, then again, its hard to put sasuke with anybody and keep him in-character [hes THAT emotionally constipated]

 

... that and Marry-sues scare the living s*** out of me...

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o0... um, yes. well, i try to find the in-character fics mostly... thats why i have such a hard time finding them.... and mary-sues can twist characters out of shape just as much as slash. take sasuke from naruto. all the sues they have for him make him act like an emo-sissy. hes not. and the people that write it worry me... but, then again, its hard to put sasuke with anybody and keep him in-character [hes THAT emotionally constipated]

 

... that and Marry-sues scare the living s*** out of me...

 

I don't know much about Naruto. BUT. I've seen pictures. Sasuke is the angry looking kid with the black hair, correct?

 

Ha, they shouldn't SCARE you. There's so many you'd be backed into a corner in no time. You should laugh at them. Like Pyro.

 

"HaaHAAhaHAha!@!$#$!%$$^%!!!1oneeleventyexclamationmarkheartmoneypresident"

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This is getting off of the mary sue conversation and back onto the slash conversation...sorry, I was just thinking about it. I've seen some bad ones, but the WORST I've seen as of recently are Zadrs. They scare the living hell out of me. (That's Zim and Dib) Both of them aren't bad characters but putting them in a romantic situation is frightening...talk about having to alter their character. -.-;

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There are several Mar-Sue tests online. You know, to see if your character has any Sue-esque traits. Usually it has to do with personality, hair color, eye color...

 

Mary-Sues have a way of making you feel ugly.

They sure do. That's why I make my own story series for my characters than putting them in fanfiction (which is a rare thing I do).

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This is getting off of the mary sue conversation and back onto the slash conversation...sorry, I was just thinking about it. I've seen some bad ones, but the WORST I've seen as of recently are Zadrs. They scare the living hell out of me. (That's Zim and Dib) Both of them aren't bad characters but putting them in a romantic situation is frightening...talk about having to alter their character. -.-;

Have you read any Vash and Knives (from Trigun) twincest fiction? That's down right wrong.

 

What's worse is that people are now doing Strong Bad and Homestar Runner slash.

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I have no self esteem. The most of a Mary Sue I've ever made is a homeless, homely kid with uncontrollable psychic powers.

 

Naturally, he can't do anything when he would in cliche situations, like enraged or dying. Mostly just to trip him up. He also dies and never gets revived.

 

I guess I need SOME self-esteem.

 

...this is why, of course, I don't even really use original characters much - unless they don't resemble me one bit.

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Have you read any Vash and Knives (from Trigun) twincest fiction? That's down right wrong.

 

What's worse is that people are now doing Strong Bad and Homestar Runner slash.

 

Yeah...thats pretty wrong.

Haha, Strong Bad and Homestar...I wonder who writes this stuff.

 

I've also seen Yuna and Rikku (Their cousins.) and Patrick and Spongebob...that one terrifies me.

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This is getting off of the mary sue conversation and back onto the slash conversation...sorry, I was just thinking about it. I've seen some bad ones, but the WORST I've seen as of recently are Zadrs. They scare the living hell out of me. (That's Zim and Dib) Both of them aren't bad characters but putting them in a romantic situation is frightening...talk about having to alter their character. -.-;

 

This thread has become a way to express our fandom, right?

 

ZADR. It does NOT work. Its... well... the fics are very...

 

Fluffy, shall we say? And fluff doesn't really... WORK with the characters, ya know?

 

BUT. I think we should stray from slash and unto... other cool... stuff.

 

UM, I SAYS, UM. I GOT HIGH SPEED INTERNET. Now psychonauts comes quick when I call!

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