Rebel Loyaltist Posted April 19, 2000 Posted April 19, 2000 I've got people with lazyboy chairs and beer and munches and no fun! Fight Know! To start the heat: The 22fg couldn't heat the broad-side of a rebel Tug! ------------------ The Rebel Alliance. They're the best. Enough said. The Empire sucks. Too much said. http://go.to/rebelguardians hockeypro1@aol.com
Guest Fondas Posted April 19, 2000 Posted April 19, 2000 Be carefull what you wish for RL ! ------------------ The only place where success comes prior to work, is in a dictionary ! TZG+7
K_Kinnison Posted April 19, 2000 Posted April 19, 2000 Actually, i think they practice in Tugs...IN them. *pulls up chair, Slams a beer, and sips another*
Guest wedge_antil3 Posted April 19, 2000 Posted April 19, 2000 wedge walks in drunk and shocks K_Kinnison with his tasser and walks out grinning ZAP.......HE..HE..HE..HE..HE...... K_Kinnison lays on the floor Unconscious with saliva driping out his mouth. [This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 19, 2000).]
Guest Fel Crynyd Posted April 21, 2000 Posted April 21, 2000 Where is that drunken fool... I want to use my Air Taser!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Clef Ostin Posted April 21, 2000 Posted April 21, 2000 SO you want a fight? you can have one. * commands a unit Stormtroopers in to the cantina - cant find a rebel - graps the empty beer tin from the flor just to press it like a cheese, slams the tin into a corner:"Damn" * ------------------ fly.to/22fg The_22fg@hotmial.com Clef Ostin, XO/WO, 22nd Flight Group "You got millions of legions behind you"
K_Kinnison Posted April 21, 2000 Posted April 21, 2000 *Has a tribe of Ewoks show up to subdue the Troopers, after they are done, he shoves them out the dor before they sing*
milkshake Posted April 22, 2000 Posted April 22, 2000 I'm the drunken fool!!! ------------------ Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance Black 4/Rouge 8 Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard milkshake@milkshake.co.uk Who are you?
Guest nutz_efa_33rd_BTS_kitch Posted May 10, 2000 Posted May 10, 2000 well i a ewok , and i go NIE ------------------
Guest TK421 Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 Hey where'd all my Stormie buddies go! We get in trouble if we don't stay in a group. * Fires his StormTrooper rifle at Ewok-General Kinnison, but somehow misses and hit's Nutz in the head *
K_Kinnison Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 I have the one item that all Stormies fear... A can opener... come here! and STAY AT YOUR POST!
Guest TK421 Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 "THAT THINGS OPERATIONAL! LET ME OUTA HERE!" * TK runs screaming from the cruel Kinnison * Beside's don't you know all StormTrooper suits have a ring-pull Ha Ha Ha
K_Kinnison Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 Brings out gun PULL! *as TK421 nicely arcs across the sky..he fires the Desert Eagle .45*
Tek Gunner Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 *Sees the crowd looking up at TK's exploding body, and hears the crowd's "Oh's and Ah's.."* ------------------ "Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"! TZG -3 Rogue 11
Guest TK421 Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 "All the Emperor's lackey's and all the Emperor's men couldn't put poor TK back together again " * just then an entire legion of the Empire's best troops arrive on the scene and proceed to turn Kinnison into swiss cheese! * Mmmmm CHEESE
Guest TK421 Posted May 11, 2000 Posted May 11, 2000 That was suppose to be a Cheese trap K_K, you're from the Cheese state right? Course if you're not then I sound like a complete idiot, funny how familiar that feels That's right come get the cheese, good boy. no don't worry about that thermal detonator in the middle just chomp down hard * KA BOOOM! * Oh look, it's raining Kinnison kibbles - say where is everybody from, I'm from South Australia (the dryest state in the dryest country on earth - fact).
Guest Fel Crynyd Posted May 14, 2000 Posted May 14, 2000 *after laffing at all the occurences Zaps TK421 and watches him fry* BBQ any one? And no Ewoks are not invited so BACK OFF BEFORE I ZAP YOU TO, YA FURBALL!!
Guest TK421 Posted May 15, 2000 Posted May 15, 2000 Sorry but due to my little war with Admiral Zaarin ( you ugly Gammorrean you! ) my new clone is completely immune to frying, immolating, internal combustion or being thrown into stars! * TK uses a taser on Fel, picks up his twitching unconcious body and throws him on the BBQ until he's medium rare, nicely garnished with melted Kinnison cheese, yum * Where is Zaarin! I've got a Deathstar with his name on it here.
Guest Avenger1 Posted May 16, 2000 Posted May 16, 2000 "HeeeeY EverrrrybbbBoDY WhereSss ThhE BEeeeer Att?" Avenger1 says, as he drunkenly stumbles in to the cantina. Suddenly he trips on a peanut and his light saber falls to the ground slicing TK421's foot off. "Whhhopssie ThhHAt Mmmust have Sstung." "Aaa lLittle Bacta, and yourr ffffoot willl bee assss good asss newww!" ------------------ May the force be with you!
Guest Thrawn Posted May 18, 2000 Posted May 18, 2000 so much for a fight... ------------------ "Have no fear, your local Grand Admiral is here!" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn Rogue 6
milkshake Posted May 19, 2000 Posted May 19, 2000 Yea, how the hell are we supposed to have a fight while RL's not around. Oh well /me hits Thrawn in the face giving him a nose bleed ------------------ Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance Black 4/Rouge 8 Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard milkshake@milkshake.co.uk Now when you break your legs don't come running to me!
Guest Thrawn Posted May 20, 2000 Posted May 20, 2000 haha tht's funny, but this is funnier /me prepares to give milkshake a demotion in the RAL ------------------ "Have no fear, your local Grand Admiral is here!" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn Rogue 6
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