Commander 598 Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. 7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 13. Sing without having the radio on. 14. Honk frequently without motivation. 15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. 16. Ask people for Grey Poupon. 17. Let pedestrians know who's boss. 18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 19. Restart your car at every stop light. 20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. 21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window. 22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars. 23. Paint your car with occult symbols. 24. Keep at least five cats in the car. 25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. 26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks. 27. Stop and collect roadkill. 28. Stop and pray to roadkill. 29. Throw Spam. 30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them. ------------------ Official XWA Gundam Pilot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 <font size="7">SPAM!!!!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jem Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 Isn't there a rule in the forum against publicity??? ------------------ I don't fear death because if It happens to me I won't have to worry about it. [This message has been edited by Jem (edited December 24, 2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted December 24, 2000 Author Share Posted December 24, 2000 ???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 Ive only did 8 and 9 and maybe 4.Besides I dont drive. Now how much spam can we put up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 lol ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 24, 2000 Share Posted December 24, 2000 I should try them now that I have my license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted December 27, 2000 Share Posted December 27, 2000 hey about that spam thingy, if you have any free time download this mp3 with napster: artist: Monty Python title: Spam it's funny and worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vark111 Posted December 28, 2000 Share Posted December 28, 2000 25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. Actually, I think a Suburban that passed me this morning on the way to work was doing this exact thing. At the stop light, the driver was perfectly still (good looking blonde girl, too), but the truck was doing some *serious* rocking. Nobody in the passenger seat. Back windows tinted so I couldn't see in. I just had a hunch that's what was going on. ------------------ It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 28, 2000 Share Posted December 28, 2000 D00D!!! That was me in the back!!! I was playing a rousing game of 'Hide the Salami'. My friend's girlfriend had a sister who needed some holiday loving, so I took the job, looking for a quick buck... She wouldn't even wait till we got to his apartement! I ended up paying Josh like $50 to get the back seat cleaned... Damn stains. ------------------ *Joker, to the helicopter gunner* "How can you shoot women, and children?" "Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!" -Full Metal Jacket This post has been brought to you by Nitro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 29, 2000 Share Posted December 29, 2000 ew, gross, but nice, good work Nitro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 30, 2000 Share Posted December 30, 2000 We dont want to hear anymore of your dream Nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 30, 2000 Share Posted December 30, 2000 Well, thank you, Zargon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 30, 2000 Share Posted December 30, 2000 Well, f*ck you, JR2000Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 30, 2000 Share Posted December 30, 2000 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 30, 2000 Share Posted December 30, 2000 Just kidding! ------------------ *Joker, to the helicopter gunner* "How can you shoot women, and children?" "Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!" -Full Metal Jacket This post has been brought to you by Nitro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 30, 2000 Share Posted December 30, 2000 Anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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