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Tysyacha

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(Note: This little song is based upon my inspiration--an avatar of

Visas Marr with a modified veil that looked like a Santa hat. That

avatar said, "Merry Sithmas", and so I wrote this "modded" ditty!)

 

MERRY SITHMAS TO YOU

 

Jedi boasting about their lightsabers,

Wookiees howling growls and moans,

Songs of battle being sung by a choir

Of our improved battle-droid clones.

 

Everybody knows a black robe and some Holocrons

Help to make our victory bright.

Jedi scum! When their eyes all are closed,

They'll find it hard to sleep tonight.

 

For the Sith'ari's on his way!

He will bring balance to the Force one glorious day.

And Shmi Skywalker's child is going to sigh,

"Oh, Mommy, someday I will be a Jedi!"

 

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase

To apprentices from 1 to 92.

Although it's been said many times, many ways,

Merry Sithmas to you!

Merry Sithmas to you! :)

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