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Update: I just got Battle for Naboo today, and Mickey is fascinated by the code screen for that game as well...even though it looks different and makes a 'click' sound which should be of less interest to a cat. I guess he's just a Star Wars crazy kitty-cat, who can't wait to get into aerial combat of his own. When the Admiral kicked him out the airlock, he got his first taste of outer space...and I had a heck of a time getting him back in! biggrin.gif

 

On another note; I finished Battle of Naboo today, less than twelve hours after I'd bought it. So don't mess with me, unless you've thought ahead to remove the blaster cannon from all the ground speeders! rolleyes.gif The irony of spending Martin Luther King's birthday engaged in armed civil disobedience has not escaped me.

 

<font color=red>Vive la resistance!</font>

 

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'Don't shoot--Your sister's in the cockpit with me!'

 

(Customized taunt #227)

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

<font color=red>Vive la resistance!

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La resistance est futile.

 

I love cats. As a quasi-pagan, one of my totems is the cat (Bast, the Egyptian Cat-goddess, in her incarnation as Protector), and I lived with a cat for nearly 20 years until my mom had him executed mad.gif (the euphemism is "put down").

 

Oh, and don't abuse cats around me, or Tiamat. cool.gif

 

*a very large chalaran tiger(*) prowls forward with a snarl*

 

<small>*- A chalaran tiger is large enough to ride (like Battle Cat on the old He-Man cartoons), but has a reversed stripe pattern of gold stripes on a black pelt.</small>

 

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"

"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

 

[This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited January 17, 2001).]

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I'm just a common black and white kitty-cat, but I'm real smart! (You'll notice I speak English now.)

 

So far I've played chase the laser dot, get the ball, and my master is teaching me kill the X-wing. What games have you guys played?

 

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I have a Jack Russel and A cat, the cat beats up on the Dog.

 

*finds Mickey Cat knocks him out, places him in a sealed capsul and launches the cat into a black hole while no one was looking.*

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

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alas, poor admiral, cuz...

*enter back-up singers*

"the cat came back, the very next day! the cat came back, they thought he was a goner but the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away!" biggrin.gif

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I forget who wrote 'em or what they were called, but there were a series of books about a species of intelligent cats called the Kzin who killed humans in space. Bad, bad kitties those.

 

You might want to read about them before you send Mickey into anything as random-timeline-generating as a black hole...!

 

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

...a species of intelligent cats called the Kzin...

 

I heard about that. In fact, I think that's where Star Trek / Star Fleet Battles came up with the space faring race of the Kzinti.

 

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It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'?

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The Kzinti, yes, quite real. You see, I've just been to the future and come back in time with a division of Kzinti shock troops.

 

*Giant, armored cats with heavy-guage power weaponry take up securing positions around the XWA compound.*

 

Now then, where was that Admiral fellow?

 

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*A Federation Galaxy-class starship drops into position abaft of the SSD. Surprise; it is under control of Kzinti commandoes! They blast the SSD's aft stations to cinders while simultaneously beaming Mickey to safety and armed boarding teams aboard the doomed imperial ship. The fiercest Kzinti warriors, enormous psychotic jungle demons with blood-matted fur, armed only with rusty machetes, materialize on the bridge and immediately slay any creature ranked higher than a boatswain's mate. The SSD is forced to zero velocity, and all the kitties beam back to their pirate starship before anti-matter charges destroy the star destroyer quite prettily.*

 

Well. rolleyes.gif Next?

 

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'Don't shoot--Your sister's in the cockpit with me!'

 

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Hehe; I'm watching YTV's Hit List as I type this and they're playing The Hardest Part of Breaking Up by 2ge+her.

 

Breaking up is hard enough,

(oo-oh-oh-oh)

Say you got nothin' but I called your bluff!

You took my sweater, my hat,

I can't find my cat!

 

The hardest part of breaking up,

Is getting back your stuff!

 

And, enough of the Kzin!

 

Have all you space pilots forgotten about the dreaded Kilrathi?!?

 

*leads a squadron of Kilrathi aces to wipe out any spacecraft in the area*

 

Or what about one of the greatest cartoons of the 80s?

 

Feel the magic,

Hear the roar,

Thundercats are loose!

 

*wields the Sword of Omens*

 

Thundercats, HO!!!

 

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"

"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

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