Guest Thrawn Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 monkey? i see a doggy! ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 I don't see anything because the first page wouldn't load right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 I see a space doggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 I see a pic, of a dog, in a space suit that doesn't look real. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted January 21, 2001 Share Posted January 21, 2001 THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE tune: "Volga Boatmen" Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday!*thud* 1. Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud* 2. Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere 3. Typhoid, plague and polio Coffins lined up in a row 4. When you've reached the age you are Your demise cannot be far Other Common Verses: 5. Pestilence has struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down 6. Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near The Viking/Barbarian Verses: 7. Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep 8. Burn, then rape by firelight Add _romance_ to life tonight 9. May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. 10. They stole your sword, your gold, your house Took your sheep but not your spouse 11. This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn 12. While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you, The SCA Verses: 13. We brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud 14. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you Other Verses: 15. Just be glad the friends you've got Haven't found out you-know-what 16. It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year 17. Now another year has passed Don't look now they're gaining fast! 17a. So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back, he's gaining fast 18. You must marry very soon Baby's due the next full moon 19. When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." [This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited January 21, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elusive Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Well I'll be 38 this year. So I'm not that far behind you. ------------------ "....it's hanus out there baby...that's anus with a H.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Plasmo Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Guildenstern obviously doesn't know who I am!! How evil is that?? Although she has me pegged. I am originally from Alberta, although I don't live there now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 I'm sure they thank you for moving ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Christ, Tych's gotta be the youngest young'un here! Damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest garyah99 Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Thanks gang! I'm not depressed though, for some reason I just hate birthdays. I enjoy everone else's but can't stand my own! I guess I'm just nuts. Oh, well, I'm in the right place then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 Everybody knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 you post on the forums, so you must be insane. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 22, 2001 Share Posted January 22, 2001 That is sound, irrefutable logic, Admiral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 *hits R9 with pie* what about now? ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 Now you're just being an ass, Thrawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ike Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 damn you guys are young. i'll be 24 this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 What's that smell? Oh, it's just Ike the old FART. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 Wow... I'll be legal drinking age in 19 months, 9 days. It's 19 here in New Brunswick... But if I visit Quebec any time after 7 months, 9 days, I'll be able to get myself legally shnockered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 And I'm giving a free party courtesy of R9 to whoever can guess my birthday... The exact day of the week, date, month, and year... And I'll throw in a free show by The Rubber Band if you can tell me what provincial holiday I was born on! [This message has been edited by Nitro (edited January 22, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dj Skywalka Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 Did someone say Powerpuff Girls?! Oh yeah I'm only 16 too but that's ok. 43 is nothing man, you should be happy to be alive. ------------------ Dj Skweejie -Two wrongs don't make a right but four lefts make a circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Falconguy Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 AH! YEs! I AM YOUNG, YOUNG YOUNG!! BUWAHAHAHAHAAAA *runs out of air*!! I'm 13 years old yet I have the intelligence level of people far older than me. I still have my whole life ahead of me! Oh wait, now I'll have to worry about stuff in teh future. Suddenly I wish I could stay like this, unless of course I suddenly gained vast wealth. Oh well... ------------------ And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale, horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 i'm the nice ripe old age of 18...and bound to stay that way for the next 8-and-a-half months ------------------ If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you! SkirtPower@hotmail.com Official Forum Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 77 shopping days til Nute Day (april 7, 1982: the day of the birth of your future emperor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 I have the same birthday as JRR Tolkien! Be very, very jealous, little mortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fondas Posted January 23, 2001 Share Posted January 23, 2001 I'm not too late for the birthday party , am I ? Gary Happy birthday and don't be sad ! You do know that you are at your peek, right ? This is the age where you combine maturity and physical ability, so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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