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this IS the latest download

oh well

night people. nice to hcat with ya ros!

 

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c'mon guys! i am just trying to liven this place up!

ok, true story...so embarassing. happened to me a couple of years ago.

 

i'm in church, and at the end of the service i am supposed to go up and play some song on the guitar...i dont even remember what song. apparently when you sit with your legs crossed too long one of them is bound to fall asleep.

so the service is over, my ENTIRE LEFT LEG is asleep, and i am making my way out of my row to go up front.

the thing about an entire leg being asleep is that it DOES NOT SEND MESSAGES TO YOUR BRAIN THAT IT IS ASLEEP BECAUSE IT IS ASLEEP!

so i'm stumbling and dont even realise it until i am HALF WAY up the aisle, and i BEGIN TO FALL OVER as i no longer am holding onto any CHAIRS...

i can't figure out why i'm off balance, people are starting to gasp and get all concerned, and in the midst of it all my dear friend kaight spouts out <font color="orange">"she's drunk!"</font>.

i was not a popular girl with the church folk for awhile biggrin.gif

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THE TALE OF <font color="green">MIRANDA THE CAR</font>

 

First, this is a car that looks a lot like Miranda, only much cleaner:

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well...long story short (mainly because i'm tired and don't want to tell the WHOLE story because it involves a FEMALE and such), I decided to drive on some poorly maintained roads in poor conditions to Wal-Mart to buy crap. It turns out my car likes to dance on icy roads so I decided to name her (i assumed it was a her because of all the times i yelled ***** at it (just like my computer)) after Carmen Miranda (if you don't know who that is...well you're online. find it). but I thought carmen was odd for a car, so i named her MIRANDA.

THE END....?

 

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Nute, Nute, Nute...

somehoe this doesn't even surprise me

 

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Originally posted by K_Kinnison:

My car is the <font color = "red">IP:</font> <FONT COLOR = "white">Logged</FONT>

 

<FONT SIZE = "7">?!?</FONT>

 

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