Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Ha-hah! I've freed Wally the space dolphin from the nefarious Neimoidian Nute Gunray's evil clutches! It took the use of undercover weasels disguised as a pizza deliveryman, and of course the invaluable inside work done by my secret e-mail operative, the chicken Nute was raising in the backyard. With dynamic precision, we managed to spring Wally from the artificial zero-G containment bottle and simultaneously beam him out to his natural environment via a low-passing starship flying dangerously close to the Earth's surface at high velocity. It was very tricky. Anyway. Wally the space dolphin says: he's glad to be free, and reports that Nute plays with dolls when no one is watching. Vive la resistance! ------------------ 'Don't shoot--Your sister's in the cockpit with me!' (Customized taunt #227) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Nute plays with dolls when no one is watching. I already knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 We love Wally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Wally also says that he's never seen lifesize dolls before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Ewww, that's soooo not right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Is that Wally lifesize or humanoid lifesize dolls he's talking about? BTW, what's Wally's size? (I mean in our dimension, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 I also know that Nute listens to Aqua, and the Spice Girls ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum Drunk milkshake@milkshake.co.uk -You call THAT a knife? Now this, is a knife -It's a spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Aqua, no. Spice Girls, occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 You listen to the Spice Girls and criticize Beethoven at the same time? You have a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 I think Wally and Zoom are realated.Wally can be Zooms mother or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Nute told me he looked for and Amidala doll. I don't believe it was for collecting. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 2, 2001 Share Posted February 2, 2001 Thats nasty! Then again, Im heard Nute does it to all of his dolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 WALLY RULES! I always knew that Nute Was a sicko ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Ah. Questions about Wally! What size Wally is right now is directly related to how big you think he is relative to other things. For example, if you look at Wally in the sky, he's quite small...then again, our planet is small when seen in the sky. If you look at Wally in a busy restaurant, having the all-you-can eat shrimp in the corner, he seems enormous. What, precisely, is my relationship with Wally? On a dark, rainy night several months ago, I was waiting at a bus stop, when the wind blew an empty garbage can my way. Before I could react, an enormous shape loomed out of the night and deflected it away from me. When I stood up, the stranger was gone, leaving only the faint scent of fish and a note containing his very first message, plus the instructions 'Post this at XWA. Vive la resistance!' Ever since then, I've received his messages--sometimes neatly typed on good paper and mailed first class, sometimes crudely scrawled on a paper bag with lipstick then nailed into the sidewalk in front of my house with a nail gun--and had the privelege of relaying them here. Of course, since Wally hangs out on the posting field, he can communicate with anyone, anytime. That could be him now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Wally is the Patron Saint of the forums. ------------------ "When we were younger, There always seemed like some, Some perfect mold That we're supposed to be. But now we're growing up and I see its just not that way. Now I feel like someone's lied to me" Elders by THE OFFSPRING Darth Sceltor Of course I'm insane, who here isn't??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Let us begin.... Originally posted by Keyan Farlander: You listen to the Spice Girls and criticize Beethoven at the same time? You have a problem I once said I'd listen to anything. That's the proof. Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Nute plays with dolls when no one is watching. They're called action figures...for the most part. Originally posted by Admiral: Nute told me he looked for and Amidala doll. I don't believe it was for collecting. It was also an action figure. However, if I had cashed my paycheck I would have been able to afford ACTUAL Amidala dolls. They would proudly stand next to Snakes Eyes the greatest GI Joe of them all (it's the good 12" tall one) I was amazed at the varying size of Wally during his brief stay. I was very confused why he was issuing demands...almost like HE was the terrorist and *I* was the hostage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terrorist Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: almost like HE was the terrorist and *I* was the hostage Somebody is to be calling me? You want I set up you the bomb? ------------------ I am to be bombing you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 You sick monkey. You just wanna blow everything up to smitherines don't 'ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Ah, just the man, I need you to do a kill kon for me, I think we all know the victim. (You're not a member of rent-a-kill ah you? ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum Drunk milkshake@milkshake.co.uk -You call THAT a knife? Now this, is a knife -It's a spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Its a fact that everyone wants to blow everything to smitherines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 no comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally The Space Dolphin Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Actually, Nute never had me. I was busy looking at pictures of those XFL Cheerleaders. That's enough to make a dolphin sweat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Wally the space dolphin says don't listen to the evil, false 'Wally the Space Dolphin' because he's really from an alternate universe, and has been sent here on a mission to steal all of the Earth's fish (because the evil anti-dolphins polluted their own oceans and killed off their food supply.) Action figures are too dolls! Yes huh. They're dolls for boys, but they don't call them that because we're supposed to reinforce the sexual role identification for our children by segregating 'boy toys' from 'girl toys.' What curious hominids we are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 *shakes head* ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Doods, XFL starts today! I'll be on my couch with some root beer and some Ruffles Flavor Rush chips in hand, relaxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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