Guest Plasmo Posted February 7, 2001 Share Posted February 7, 2001 While we're asking stupid questions... What color does a smurf turn when choked?? Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive through bank machines?? If corn oil comes from corn, sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, then where does baby oil come from?? If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 7, 2001 Share Posted February 7, 2001 Originally posted by Plasmo: While we're asking stupid questions... What color does a smurf turn when choked?? purple Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive through bank machines?? standardized equipment If corn oil comes from corn, sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, then where does baby oil come from?? wouldn't YOU like to know...but i'm not telling, i make too much money selling kids on the black market. If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?? eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 8, 2001 Share Posted February 8, 2001 The braille access is at the drive-through window because blind people aren't welcome inside the building. It entertains the tellers as well, watching them dodge cars. Why have a 'why?' thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 8, 2001 Share Posted February 8, 2001 [JOKE] Look, my brain isnt equipped with a ZIP drive yet so one question at a time. [/JOKE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 8, 2001 Share Posted February 8, 2001 Oops...unit overload! Sorry. Just one question this time. Why is it that when Don McLean's 'American Pie' comes on the radio, everyone thinks they can sing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted February 8, 2001 Share Posted February 8, 2001 Because of the subliminal soundwaves that are interwoven with the song. I suspect the Spice Girls and numerous boybands doing the same. Luckily, they only affect female teenage brains. Why do we have an A-wing, B-wing and Missile boat, but no X-wing icon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 8, 2001 Share Posted February 8, 2001 Because I shot down the X-wing. For being too slow. And in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 8, 2001 Share Posted February 8, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Why have a 'why?' thread? Why not? (that was my answer the essay question of "Why" on my Philosophy final... got it right ) Question: Why do you have a bun leffover after eating the hamburger pattie? (the hamburger had a bun to start with) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 ...If I understand your question correctly, the answer might be overbite. Why did none of the women on Star Trek laugh at Captain Kirk for not having chest hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 You're sick, Zoomie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Why did none of the women on Star Trek laugh at Captain Kirk for not having chest hair? They were looking at other more redeeming qualities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 why, is there a word why. why don't we spell words the way they sound? why am I posting here? why do am I part of the dumbiest class on the universe yet I myself am not dumb? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 Originally posted by Admiral: why don't we spell words the way they sound?. So it's annoying for the French. Originally posted by Admiral: why am I posting here? You should probably consult a psychoanalyst on that one. [This message has been edited by Admiral Zaarin (edited February 08, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sharkolomew Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 Ah yes, another E-4 question in one week. I beleive the answer to the Thread is "Why not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 Your unoriginality is striking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 Maybe his originality is on strike. I am of the other philosophical camp, my friends, that which responds to the question 'why?' with 'because.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 9, 2001 Share Posted February 9, 2001 We almost had a strike on Christmas of '99. That would have been fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 Wally the space dolphin would like to know why human beings have eyebrows. So would I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 to provide a home for mites and other thing buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 Originally posted by Admiral: why don't we spell words the way they sound?. Originally posted by Admiral Zaarin: So it's annoying for the French. So true they're unable to pronouce "th" Why must we live if we're going to die anyways? <font size=1> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited February 09, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kyp Durron Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 To those people who ask, "Do you have the time?". You first make sure the person has a watch, don't you? C'mon fess up, you know you do. ***/me goes back to my cave until the next blue moon.*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 why don't teachers like it when you keep asking them if we can do nothing today? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 Jem, without having lived there is no context for the death to take place. Chicken and egg, dood. As long as we're going to visit the philosophical ward, and talk to the existentialist patients on the way , let's dig out one of my favorite hominid-stumpers. 'Why is there meaning?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 10, 2001 Share Posted February 10, 2001 Originally posted by Jem: Why must we live if we're going to die anyways? So the human race can live on to eventauly learn how to avoid death Originally posted by Admiral: why don't teachers like it when you keep asking them if we can do nothing today? because doing nothing would go against what thier job is: doing something Why do men have nipples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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