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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

Why are robots stealing my mail?

 

The great Kaled "Sovad" is de-evoling humans and putting them in highly impervious machines that cannot climb up stairs to take over the world. And E-mails are thier one form un sustinaces... the only cure is to attach porn to your E-mails since it makes them evolve when the get excited tongue.gif

 

Why were slugs created?

 

 

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

I am of the other philosophical camp, my friends, that which responds to the question 'why?' with 'because.' wink.gif

 

I'm of the under-represented 'live life as it comes' philosophy that responds to 'Why?' with 'Who CARES?!'

 

 

[This message has been edited by Admiral Zaarin (edited February 11, 2001).]

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...Why care? biggrin.gif

 

Why is KK so strange? I think it has something to do with being raised by borg weasels in a tiny, tiny forest magically growing on top of a street lamp in a German village in the forties; when the war came, he was expanded to normal size, and now all he wants is some peace and rye toast with his breakfast so can we all please just stop bugging him for autographs.

 

confused.gif Did I just write that? Oh, well.

 

Why...does energy manifest itself as vibration on the physical plane?

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Okay, nevermind the last one.

 

If the doctor says you aren't suppose to use Q-tips to clean your ears because they could puncture the eardrum...then why were Q-tips invented?

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If I think that something is strange, doesn't that also imply that I will seem strange to it as well? What then does this make of the perception of strangeness?Aaauuggh--! Philosophy headache!

 

Ros normal? Riiiiiight...

 

Okay, here's a question: why wasn't ketchup put in squeezebottles until decades after the technology was available?

 

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