Admiral Odin Posted February 10, 2001 Posted February 10, 2001 why does that question distrub me? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Flying Beastie Posted February 10, 2001 Posted February 10, 2001 Originally posted by K_Kinnison: Why do men have nipples? Traction. (42!) ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 I thought that men's nipples were there for comic effect. We don't look as silly without them, which keeps us humble.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 Well, if '42' is the answer, then parrots represent the transcendental. Why are robots stealing my mail?
K_Kinnison Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Why are robots stealing my mail? The great Kaled "Sovad" is de-evoling humans and putting them in highly impervious machines that cannot climb up stairs to take over the world. And E-mails are thier one form un sustinaces... the only cure is to attach porn to your E-mails since it makes them evolve when the get excited Why were slugs created?
Admiral Odin Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 K_K distrubs me. Slugs are created so you can put salt on them and watch them disolve. why is K_K so strange? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Admiral Zaarin Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: I am of the other philosophical camp, my friends, that which responds to the question 'why?' with 'because.' I'm of the under-represented 'live life as it comes' philosophy that responds to 'Why?' with 'Who CARES?!' [This message has been edited by Admiral Zaarin (edited February 11, 2001).]
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 ...Why care? Why is KK so strange? I think it has something to do with being raised by borg weasels in a tiny, tiny forest magically growing on top of a street lamp in a German village in the forties; when the war came, he was expanded to normal size, and now all he wants is some peace and rye toast with his breakfast so can we all please just stop bugging him for autographs. Did I just write that? Oh, well. Why...does energy manifest itself as vibration on the physical plane?
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 Okay, nevermind the last one. If the doctor says you aren't suppose to use Q-tips to clean your ears because they could puncture the eardrum...then why were Q-tips invented?
K_Kinnison Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 for applying makeup Why am i so strange? Because I am actaully normal in a strange world Why are innies better then outies? (belly buttons)
Admiral Odin Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 no I think only Ros may be normal, because I don't think I have ever seen her take part in any crazyness. I could be wrong. I however am definetly insane ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 If I think that something is strange, doesn't that also imply that I will seem strange to it as well? What then does this make of the perception of strangeness?Aaauuggh--! Philosophy headache! Ros normal? Riiiiiight... Okay, here's a question: why wasn't ketchup put in squeezebottles until decades after the technology was available?
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 One word about the belly button issue: chafing.
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