Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 6, 2001 Posted February 6, 2001 Perhaps there are evil spirits in your computer! Try smashing it with a hammer.
Admiral Odin Posted February 6, 2001 Author Posted February 6, 2001 but if I do that then I would no longer have a comp. you people suck at making someone feel better. (that felt nice) ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Nitro Posted February 7, 2001 Posted February 7, 2001 I bi*ch-slap my computer when it doesn't work... I'm a professional computer threatener... We've got those "hands-free" hand dryers in our school's washrooms, but they overload after being on for like 10 seconds... So I 'fixed' some of 'em... If I hit it hard enough with my forearm, in the right place, I can disable the overheating sensor... They'll stay on until you take your hands out from underneath... Eddie Thorn in Jurassic Park: The Lost World. Violence and technology are not good bedfellows Nitro, right now. Shut up, Eddie... Just he-bi*ch man-slap the thing, and shout "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
Nitro Posted February 7, 2001 Posted February 7, 2001 It seems to work for me, too! Well, except for the time I hit my old P75 so hard I knocked a needle or two off the HD... ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...
Admiral Odin Posted February 8, 2001 Author Posted February 8, 2001 My comp is nice it never locks up on me....ok it almost never locks up on me. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Flying Beastie Posted February 10, 2001 Posted February 10, 2001 I have a gremlin living in my comp. Seriously. Every few weeks, the default settings change for no apparent reason: the CD volume will suddenly be turned way down low, and the wav output will be maxed out, or something I've deleted will mysteriously reappear. Little bugger deleted my internet password last week. Fortunately, I had it written down. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."
Admiral Odin Posted February 11, 2001 Author Posted February 11, 2001 ha ha your comp has evil spirts. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 No, I'm doing that. I send virtual cyberrabbits on missions of counterinsurgence while you sleep at night.
Flying Beastie Posted February 11, 2001 Posted February 11, 2001 I'm surprised they haven't been chased away by my desktop pet (a sheep). ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 Well, a common backyard tear-up-your-garden bunny rabbit might be put off by sheep, but computerized ninja rabbits with a mission are quite different...
Nitro Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 I have a pack of wild wolverines as my desktop pets... ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 12, 2001 Posted February 12, 2001 Nooooooooooooo--! We need eagles in here!!!
Admiral Odin Posted February 12, 2001 Author Posted February 12, 2001 bring it on..... ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Flying Beastie Posted February 13, 2001 Posted February 13, 2001 No, not Guen! Anything but that! Aw, what the heck. It's Valentines. . . People get lonely, they start acting strange. . . ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."
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