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I bi*ch-slap my computer when it doesn't work... I'm a professional computer threatener... We've got those "hands-free" hand dryers in our school's washrooms, but they overload after being on for like 10 seconds... So I 'fixed' some of 'em... If I hit it hard enough with my forearm, in the right place, I can disable the overheating sensor... They'll stay on until you take your hands out from underneath...

 

Eddie Thorn in Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

Violence and technology are not good bedfellows

 

Nitro, right now.

Shut up, Eddie... Just he-bi*ch man-slap the thing, and shout "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

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It seems to work for me, too! Well, except for the time I hit my old P75 so hard I knocked a needle or two off the HD...

 

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Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company...

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I have a gremlin living in my comp.

 

Seriously. Every few weeks, the default settings change for no apparent reason: the CD volume will suddenly be turned way down low, and the wav output will be maxed out, or something I've deleted will mysteriously reappear. confused.gif

 

Little bugger deleted my internet password last week. Fortunately, I had it written down.

 

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"

"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

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Well, a common backyard tear-up-your-garden bunny rabbit might be put off by sheep, but computerized ninja rabbits with a mission are quite different...

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No, not Guen! Anything but that!

 

Aw, what the heck.

 

It's Valentines. . . People get lonely, they start acting strange. . .

 

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"

"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

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