Second-String Sith

[Tysyacha]

These are minions of the Dark Side of the Force that, um,

never quite made the cut to become Sith apprentices.

I think you'll see why, once you notice their names...

 

Darth Eye-ar-ess: Does not want to destroy the Republic,

only tax it out of existence.

 

Darth Waulmart: Gives everyday LOW wages to his minions. Always.

 

Darth Windos Me: The most incompetent, flaw-ridden Second String Sith.

 

I'm sure these three have equally inept friends. Know some more?

[Prime]

Clever.

 

But there isn't much point to this thread...