Air Juggernaut Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 I will torture you again 1) Mom: I buy this Teddy for you! Son: I don´t want it. Mom: Take it, come on Son: No! Mom: Why? Son: Mom I´m 30 years old, I´m married and I have two sons! 2)(my favorite) Child: Mom in the school the guys say that I have a very big head. Mom: defend your self, go and punch them. Child: I do, but they run for narrow streets. 3) More heavy than an aircraft carrier oar powered. ------------------ Also knowed as Kanon Let get those guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 I just don't see how the first one is funny. The second one I get - not bad The third one I don't even understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 same here. teh Second one is good though. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 *OW!* Dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 The second one reminded me about the Disney World commertial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 I didn't quite get the second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 Tych, he wants to go punch them, but his head is so bi, he won't fit into the narrow alleyways. *snicker* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air Juggernaut Posted April 10, 2001 Author Share Posted April 10, 2001 Well the third is a little complex, when a guy is very "heavy to support (he disturb you)" you say: "he is more heavy than an aircraft carrier with oars", this mean that the huge ship don´t has a nuclear engine, it have to be drived by men with oars ------------------ Also knowed as Kanon Let get those guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 HA HA HA HA HA--! Too bad they didn't have sails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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